*******************THE VOICE OF HERITAGE*****************************
November 4, 1998                  Independent Republic of Aquavelva


STOP "THE LAST SUPPER" IN LITTLE ROCK!!!

The Jamboree Theater in Little Rock is scheduled to show a lewd, putrid play called "The Last Supper." This 
production has been a huge success among the cultural elite. The Village Voice says: "This is a landmark innovation 
in American Theater." The Jew York Times says "An interesting new take on the Jesus Story." Bill and Hillary ROD-ham
 Clinton (Hereafter referred to as "Mrs. Rod") have been to see this play many times with Janet
Reno and have raved about it. What is this play? It is a blasphemous, pornographic re-enactment of the Lords Last Supper in
 which a black homosexual Christ appears on stage in a feather boa and a leather speedo-style bathing
suit. His "disciples", a motley multi-racial bunch of neurotic,emotionally distubed homosexual actors, appear several minutes
later. The Christ figure pronounces God a racist and a sexist and then says "this is my hot log, eat of it. This is my Hot juice, drink
of it and you shall be saved. " The disciples remove their clothing and then engage in every abomination imaginable including oral 
copulation, anal sodomy, "fisting," "golden showers" "mud swallowing" and analingus. They then squirt their semen all over the
audience. This is what is considered "art" by the elites. This is what Mrs. Rod would like your children to see in school.
A Protest will be held in downtown Little Rock by the Statehouse on November 22 at 5:00 PM. We will be in a foreign nation, 
so make sure you bring protection, ammunition, and your bibles. The possibility of bringing explosives is being considered. For more
info Contact Martha Strasshausen at 77-99-AB4. 

ALARMING RISE IN TEEN USE OF "SNAPPLE" REPORTED

Many parents in our beloved Free Republic are reporting that their teens are using, and see nothing wrong with using, 
"Snapple," a popular Ameriqqquan soft drink. Snapple uses enviromental, countercultural hippie imagery in its advertisements
and packaging to seduce children into the liberal agenda. Snapple containers say that their product is "All-Natural." We know what
"all natural" means: back to nature, nudity, free love, copulating like natural little animals do, voting for Al Earth Gore. Many
of Snapple's drinks contain exotic Eastern incredients such as Green Tea and Ginseng. Clearly we do not have to explain what is
going on here. A ban on all Importation of Snapple into the Republic of Aquavelva effective immediately is being brought to vote 
in the legislature tomorrow. An enforcement meeting of parents will be held that evening at the Edwin Meese Center at 5:00.
Attendance is Mandatory. 


____WEEKEND MOVIES_______:::

"The Liberal Brainwashing of George Wallace" 
5:00, 7:00 PM Friday, Meese Center tickets: 15 bullets.
"Slouching Towards Gommorah: The Movie. starring Charleton
Heston"
12:00 Noon Saturday Meese Center tickets: 12 bullets.
"Focus on the Family: Bedwetting Betsy with Dr. James Dobson"
2:00 PM Sunday Swaggart Hall, tickets: 4 bullets.