********* THE VOICE OF HERITAGE ************************************ 
     February 25, 1999             From the Independent Repbulic of Aquavelva
     
     OUTBREAK OF "ADOLESCENT NODULES" TIED TO DESTRUCTIVE "TIT-FEEL
      DISCO" PRACTICES
     
          More and more Aquavelva teens are coming down with "adolescent 
     nodules" - a term secular doctors use to describe swelling nipples in 
     pubescent patients. "They usually go away in a year or so. They're a 
     normal part of the hormonal changes that go on during the adolsecent 
     years," says Dr. Irving Finkelstein-Schwartz, President of the Little 
     Rock Adolescent Health Center/Baby Slaughterhouse. This is how the 
     members of a morally decaying society rationalize to themselves the 
     obvious signs of the Coming Endtimes.  In fact, adolescent nipples 
     are swelling all over Aquavelva as warnings and punishment from the 
     Lord. Yesterday's Hotspot of Pleasure will become tomorrow's seething 
     boil of anguish, as the natural consequences of sin arrive.
          One particularly troubled young woman became so addicted to the
     aureola-rubbing of the squalid "Titfeel Disco" that she engaged in 
     compulsive "self-nipple-pleasuring" after the practice was stopped. 
     Her tender young nipples became fetid and gangrenous after weeks of 
     self-abuse.  As the infection spread, she could feel the Whip of 
     the Lord lashing her, and she attempted to escape to the Little Rock 
     Murderria mentioned above for "medical treatment." Intense prayer 
     sessions were conducted by the Aquavelva Citizen's Committee to Aquire 
     a Rocket Launcher, and the Auxilliary Automatic Weapons Division. 
     However, the lord took this young woman on Wednesday, Februrary 17, 1999. 
     We hope she is with the Lord.  
     
     AQUAVELVA AGENTS KIDNAPPED BY FEDERAL PIGS
     
         The putrid administration of William Jefferson Clinton scored another
     victory this week as the mission to bring the leader of the United States 
     of Babylon to holy justice was crushed. Four Freedom Fighters from 
     Aquavelva were ambushed and taken prisoner by federal agents in 
     Washington, DC. What happened afterwards is subject to dispute in the
     imperfect vision of fallen humans, but the most reliable sources tell
     us the following: they were taken to squalid cells somewhere in
     the bowels of Marion Barry's septic tank. There they were questioned
     by federal pigs who were, and we know members of the cultural elite
     are going to sneer and smirk at this, little more than JACK-BOOTED
     THUGS. At some point on the third day of "questioning," a huge,
     hideously fat lesbian cop entered the cell with a cast-iron strap-on
     penis and proceeded to "deal with" our noble freedom fighters in 
     uspeakable ways. The word is that she said "that's the last time you
     try to fuck with my husband." 
          They are still being held, while the Liberal Media licks its 
     chops at a juicy story. We can just hear it now "Right Wing Extremist
     Attempt at Assasination Foiled>". Of course we had no intention
     of "assasinating" anyone at all. We just want allow live rats to 
     chew on his testicles for a while.
          We will be conducting nightly prayer vigils for our brave
     Freedom Fighters in front of the Edwin Meese center. Attendance is
     Mandatory. 
     
     RODWATCH:
         Hillary and Bill are now in Trial Separation. They no longer
     sleep in the same bed. Hillary cancelled her dates with Bill in
     Central America. She is now holed up with Patricia Ireland and
     Eleanor Smeal, bumping and rubbing and aureola-licking and love-
     handle slapping. Well, how suprising!! We never would have thought.