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 "You've got to Hate What God Hates"                                   May 8, 2002

   PAGAN MAN-BOY LOVE CULT EXPOSED

     It comes as no shock to Voice of Heritage readers that the largest Man-Boy love 
association in the world is not NAMBLA, but the Qatholic "Church". Let us tell you a 
little story by one of our esteemed colleagues in God-loving and filth-fighting, Mr. Jack 
Henry:
   A While back, before I was re-affirmed in my Christian faith, I married a Qatholic 
woman, and in my hour of desperation and spiritual searching, I decided to go to one of 
these "services." I knew immediately something was wrong when I walked into the 
Church and smelled Marijuana-like incense burning. The congregation stood-up and sat 
down, stood-up and sat down, chanting pagan death-chants while
a screechingly effeminate priest in a lavendar sash lisped his way through a "peace and 
love" sermon.I said to my wife, "that man shouldn't be around little boys," and she 
informed me that he was head of the "Youth Ministry".  I said, "there ain't an ass in that 
youth group that ain't sore every sunday night". A few years later, sure enough, he was
arrested on charges of  stealing Cosmetics from Wal-mart.
      Many people entranced by this sick cult attempt to rationalize their devotion to it by
saying "its a tradition". Let me tell you something. I'll tell you what tradition is: when I 
was a young boy, we used to go to Methuselah Ebbits Baptist church, which was located
in a spare room in a sewage treatment facility. The preacher, Doctor Rod Smucker, used
to smash the podium every service, so full was he of the fire of God. He would whip it to 
us good, and we would start speaking in tongues.  There ain't no tradition like rollin' 
around on the floor and screamin' in a currogated tin shack by the side of the road at 
2 AM in the morning. Praise God!!. Hallelujiah!!!! Gloreeeeeeeeeeeey!!
     You can have your incense-burning, dress-wearing, jewelry-jiggling, Greco-Roman 
pederasty. Down here in Aquavelva, we know Jesus. And that old senile pharaonic pope: 
like someone once said:  somebody oughta lift that dress up and find out whats under 
there!

RODWATCH

     Hillary, that bitch. Just when you think you've seen it all, you haven't. We at the
Aquavelva Ministry of Spiritual Cleansing have received from our sources something
that shocked even us.  It was recorded around 1996, in some room of the white house.
It is the HILLARY-CHELSEA LESBIAN INCEST SEX VIDEO. You may think we're
lyin' but WERE NOT.  We have watched it over and over, backwards and forwards, 
frame by frame. And there is no doubt: it is real.  To see the depths of moral depravity
the cesspool has sunk to, please send a $5000 check or 13 Class A Munitions Coupons to
the following address:  
                 Aquavelva Ministry of Spiritual Cleansing: AV department.
                          1216 Judeo-Christian-Tradition Avenue
                           Leviticusville, Aquavelva.

and you will see for yourself. Watch it with your children. Show them how SICK some
people in this world are, and how much they need Jesus.

NEW AQUAVELVAN CITIZENS SWORN IN :
    Some people out there in the Cesspool think we're just a bunch of hidebound,
xenophobic hicks. Well, we have now begun allowing Cesspoolians who have undergone 
proper spiritual and militia training to share fully in the fine blessings of Western
Civilization, that is, Citizenship in Aquavelva.  We would like to welcome
        Carolina Pope, formerly of Intercourse, Pennsylvania,
         Betina Drabick, formerly of Licking, Ohio,
     and Thomas L. Smeggins, formerly of East Brunswick, New Jersey
into the Family of the Lord. 
     Glory To God!!! and may his righteous wrath rain down on the Cesspool day and 
night.