The man behind the noodle boy.

Hello. this is my johnny page. As you know (i hope) johnny is a comic book character created by his creator, jhonen vasquez.

isnt he cute? Doesn't he just make you want to go eat Apple Jacks?

Let's see here... what else can i say about Johnny.

How about another picture? good!

So, how'd you like that picture?

ok
that's good.


I should prolly do something on this page besides just talk about pictures. hmmm... would you like some information on the comic books? All seven of them? How about "squee" and "I feel sick"? you like those? Johnny's first though.


Johnny!!

issue one
issue two
issue three
issue four
issue five
issue six
issue seven!

thats all of johnny... poo... i bet you're all disapointed-like.

ok heres a "squee" link. Squee! is this link not squeeish? i thought it was...

I feel sick
this is about "i feel sick" HEE!
(how logical!)




Johnny number one. ok! In this issue you see squee for the first time. That's important. Be sure to keep that tucked neatly into you pocket until you can find some use of it.
WAIT!! dont leave yet! that's not all that happens! something else that's sorta important. Squee lives next door to a homicidal maniac. Hmm... who could it be. Later you find out it's johnny. Oh dear!! what humorous encounters could result from this circumstance?! I dont want to ruin to much for you so if you want to know anything else, read the comic book oh, intelligent one! (one more thing, spork!!!)

does this make you happy?

well, here we are, issue number four. hmmmm... first of all this one has my all time favorite cover. isn't it great. (oh, you dont know what it looks like...) Devi returns in this issue, unable to step outside of her house in fear. (silly devi) not a whole lot of killing like issue three (unless you count mr. samsa, the cockroach) what happens to johnny at the end? nail bunny can float now! floating head of nail bunny!
hee!




issue five doesnt even focus on johnny despite the fact that he is now dead. hmmmm... instead it focus's on tess and her boyfriend dillon, whos a crispy critter. they were tortured in issue four. ( i forgot to mention that and i'm to lazy to go up about seven lines and type it in, but i will sit here and write a five paragraph essay on why i didnt mention it and i will not be writing it cause i'm too lazy for that too.) lets see, i think jhonen wanted to draw a monster. Yup he did, it says so in the book. I quote "My ever mounting compulsion to draw monsters won out and was quite apparent in this issue..." that was jhonen. He's funny. tess escapes and another stupid guy dies (yay!)







let's talk about issue six now. Johnny the dead homicidal maniac. Oh good! fun stuff. johnny meets a lazy god. (he's lazy) then he goes to hell. He meets satan who is a cheeleader. hmm... go figure. hell is only hell because the people suck. oh, and there is a giant eyeball in the sky watching you. watching every move.. oooo. scary, no?? well, johnny goes home and everything goes back to normal and his hair looks cool.


Issue seven. The last issue... *sob* How can it already be over!!! nooooooooooo!!!! well, this issue stuff happens. devi again. Funny occurances. johnny says bye to squee. The end. Yup. that is all i is gonna tell you.

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