Everything I needed to know about life I learned from watching COPS
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you...?
* Be Honest, it goes a long way * If you're talking, you're breathing * You can fight and punch eachother but still be friends * "Don't mistake my kindness for weakness!" * Put a shirt on if you call the cops. You never know if you're gonna be on tv * When you're arresting someone, most people don't thank you * "If you like someone so much why are you beatin' on 'em?" * Put your 40 down when the officer asks you to *
And Lastly but most important:
* Don't call the cops when the 20 dollar bag of crack you bought turns out to be plaster *
You've been arrested you have the right to visit the *NFerno! Mooooohahaha