The Hellbent Freestyle

"THE HELLBENT FREESTYLE"
PERSEUS

Perseus:
I escaped the wrath of the furies like Houdini, now I levitate a tape into the player, aw crap: Whodini. Pulling a rabbit out of my hat I make the Bone appear, the Whodini goes in one and out the other ear. Now I'm bouncing in my car like silicon implants, and all I can think about is next week's dance. Getting kinda nervous, hands get clammy, don't watch where I am going, crash the car looks oragami. Now while I'm thinking what to do, girl steps out the two-plus-two. I smiled at her, but she got madder, and kicked me with her boot.
Now back at the crib, my altitude is increasin', the problems of the world are steadily decreasing. When out of the azure, a Jo-Jo busts in my door, said he wanted sodomy. Gave him a traecheotomy, now he won't talk no more...