ACT II

SCENE 6

(Lights up. Little Wing nears its conclusion. Hippie, Freak and Driver are closely huddled, deep in conversation. Lady is listening intently, clutching the cross and looking concerned. The others stand around, observing and listening. Groupie is eyeing Lady with deep suspicion)

HIPPIE
(Excitedly)
Yes, and wasn't it you who got us backstage in the first place? I really don't remember any details.

FREAK
(Playing with his beard)
Me neither, but I do recall suddenly being in the wings right beside Dylan and his wife. And that girl ...

HIPPIE
(Looking over at Lady, quizzically)
Yes, that was it. Sara and the girl were deep in conversation ...

DRIVER
(Trying to steer the conversation away from Lady who is returning Hippie's look uncomfortably)
Was that her name? Dylan's wife was called Sara? How'd you know that?

HIPPIE
(Thinking)
Y'know, I have no idea.

FREAK
We met her at the farm.

LADY
(Hesitantly)
You were at the farm? I ...

(Suddenly, Lady looks very isolated standing in the centre of the group, with all eyes upon her)

FREAK
(Nodding)
Forelands Farm. Bembridge. You don't remember? We found out where they were staying and blagged our way in. Pretended to be part of the Fiery Creations management team or some such.

HIPPIE
(Doubtfully)
You sure I was there? I would've remembered that!

DRIVER
(Looking at Lady)
It was me. I was with you.
(Lady reacts with a sharp intake of breath)
But we weren't there long.

LADY
(Pointing a finger at Driver)
You said you'd never talk about it. Nobody believed me, so ...

DRIVER
I know. I'm sorry. But ...

NICEGUY
What the hell is going on here? Is some sort of revelation about to emerge?

GIRL
(Reaching for Lady's arm)
We shouldn't ...

LADY
(Shrugging off Girl's attentions)
No, it's time.
(To Driver)
Now maybe we'll be believed. We've found a witness.
(To Freak)
Go on, tell your story.

FREAK
(Looking around the circle, clearly uncertain about what is occurring)
Is it safe? I mean ... There's a can of worms here ... Have I ...

DRIVER
(Reassuringly)
Don't worry. We'll get over it.

FOOL
(Noticing that the music has stopped)
Anyone for Dylan?
(Pressing the play button on the ghetto-blaster. Lay Lady Lay starts playing)

LADY
(Extremely agitated)
Oh, god, no! Not that!

FOOL
(Innocently)
What? I only ... What?

GIRL
(To Fool, momentarily angry)
You idiot. Can't you guess?

FOOL
No. Words of one syllable please.

GIRL
(Smiling at Fool)
All will become clear.
(To Lady)
It's okay. It's time.

LADY
(Starting to calm down a little and nodding)
Yes, but I'd prefer it if we could change the soundtrack.

(Lady and Girl look pointedly at Fool who, after a few seconds, realises their intention. Fool ejects Lay Lady Lay, fumbles for another cassette, inserts it and hits play. The Needle and the Damage Done by Neil Young starts playing. There are a few questioning looks, but everyone's attention is turned back to Freak. Groupie continues to stare at Lady throughout)

FREAK
(Looking at Lady)
It was you we saw there. At the farm. And later. On stage. We ...

(Lady nods and looks at Driver)

DRIVER
It's a story we've had to avoid telling because nobody's ever believed us.
(Walking over to Lady and giving her a hug)
That's right, isn't it?

LADY
(Smiling at Driver)
Mm. Maybe it's time to lift the veil.
(Pulling away from Driver and approaching Niceguy, whose look is of total amazement. She takes his hand and pats it)
Listen.
(Giggling)
And be very humble.

DRIVER
No more beating about the bush.
(Looking at Freak for his approval)
May I proceed?

FREAK
(Nodding and signalling with a flourish)
Be my guest. I'll fill in any holes.

DRIVER
Thanks.
(Making himself comfortable on the edge of a table)
Now, do you want the full story or the abridged version?

GROUPIE
(Still looking at Lady)
All the details. I want to hear everything. If she was with Dylan and she kept it a secret all this time, I want to know why!

GIRL
(Sharply, to Groupie)
We're not all like you. We don't bag and brag. We're not ...

GROUPIE
(Shouting)
Groupies? Is that what you think? I'm a groupie? Well, maybe I am. But I chose to be one. She's got no right. She's ... I ...
(Burying her head in her hands suddenly, and turning away)

GIRL
(To Lady)
In her eyes, you had the ultimate groupie experience. She's jealous. It's only natural. But it wasn't like that, was it?
(To Driver)
Tell us it wasn't like that.

DRIVER
(Holding his hands up)
Do you want to hear, or not?

FOOL
(Excitedly)
Tell us! Tell us!
(To Girl, conspiratorially)
I hope it's juicy.

(Lady shoots a look at Fool. Driver waits for the murmur to subside)

DRIVER
Pete and I found out where Dylan was staying prior to the festival. It was at a farm near Bembridge. They had a makeshift studio where George Harrison and lots of other people jammed with him. They say that John and Ringo were there too, but I dunno.
(Looking at Lady)

LADY
And I'm sworn to secrecy ...

NICEGUY
What ... ?

LADY
Shush.
(Giving Driver an encouraging look)

DRIVER
Thanks. Anyway, when we got there the studio was off-limits to everyone in the entourage. There was some serious work going on. I think he was running through the set with the Band. There was security everywhere, but a group of people were sitting in a field nearby. We made our way over and there was a bottle of wine being passed around, and we just sort of joined in. It was Dylan's wife Sara and a few local people who were friends with the farm owner. And there was a girl there who was getting a lot of attention. Sara was quizzing her about a Celtic cross she was wearing. She wanted to know where it came from, who made it, what it meant. She was really fascinated by this cross. And ...

GIRL
(Pointing at Lady)
The cross. That cross?

LADY
(Nodding, and looking at the cross with a smile)
Mm.

GIRL
But how did you get there? Why you?

LADY
I was staying there. Next door. I went to school with their daughter. I just happened to be there. I wasn't really aware of the festival. And I certainly wasn't into Dylan at the time. I was just on holiday, and ...

DRIVER
(Interrupting)
Who's telling this story? You or me?

LADY
Sorry. Go on.

DRIVER
Thanks. Where was I?
(Pauses to think)

FREAK
Getting to the end of our part of the story. We got kicked out soon after that. But not before we'd managed to blag a couple of backstage passes from the security guys.

DRIVER
Well, actually, you're right. When the wine ran out, Sara and the girl went back to the house and we kicked our heels for a while trying to get close to the studio. We saw Robbie Robertson, but that was all. After we got the passes we left. Went back to the bus to plan our next move.

FOOL
So, who was the mysterious girl?
(Pointing at Lady)
Was it you?

GIRL
My god, you're slow. Yes, of course it was!

FOOL
(To Girl, with a smile)
Just checking! So, why doesn't she tell the story?

HIPPIE
Sounds like an excellent idea to me.
(To Lady)
Come on, let's hear the rest.

DRIVER
(Gently to Lady)
Are you ready? They're going to believe you now.

LADY
No laughing, you mean? I think I can handle that. Don't mollycoddle me. I'm a big girl now.
(Taking a deep breath and letting it out slowly with a sigh)
Okay, here goes ...
(To Freak)
... and with you here to bear me out I can get it all off my chest at last. Boy, this feels good!

FREAK
I bet!

LADY
(Smiling at Freak, then at Driver, who gives her an encouraging look)
Sara loved this cross so much that I really had no choice but to give it to her. It was special to me, because the boy I always thought was my soul mate had given it to me. But when Sara asked me, it seemed the right thing to do. It had given me lots of happiness, and I thought it would be nice to share it. Those two had gone through a lot, what with the motorbike accident and everything. And their kids had had to stay behind because one of the boys had a fall, and she doted on her boys especially. They were all going to come over on the QEII. Then they had to change their plans and fly instead. She seemed lonely, with her man doing his thing with all those stars, and her kids so far away.
(Pausing briefly, recalling the scene)
And there she was sitting in a field. She was all by herself, you know. Before we went over to her, she was all alone.

FREAK
So you shared a bottle of wine and became friends for life.
(To Groupie, who is sitting with her head down, staring at the floor)
See, it's as easy as that.

GROUPIE
(Raising her head a little)
What? Oh ... Yes, but ...

GIRL
(Firmly)
But you don't have to cheapen yourself to get close to your idols. Just make friends. Where were you when she was on the stage being serenaded?

FOOL
She was onstage with Dylan?

GIRL
Yes, we're getting to that.
(To Groupie)
Well? You were probably on your knees in front of some minor member of the Band's road crew, weren't you?

GROUPIE
(Quietly)
Probably. I don't recall. I was ...

FOOL
(To Groupie)
Who was it? Anyone I know?

GIRL
(Smacking Fool on the head)
Shut it!

LADY
(To Girl)
Don't go too far. She's got her agenda. Even if it is misguided.

GROUPIE
Misguided? It's what I do. It's who I am.

GIRL
You've wasted your life, don't you see?

GROUPIE
(To Girl)
Have I?
(To Lady)
Have I wasted my life?

LADY
(Reaching over and touching Groupie gently)
No. Of course not.

FOOL
So, are you going to tell us who you were with?

GIRL
Oh, I give up!

GROUPIE
(Pausing to consider, then whispering in Fool's ear)
Good enough for you?

FOOL
Well, nobody important then.

GROUPIE
(Bursting into tears)
See? Wasted!

GIRL
(Pushing Fool away and seeking to console Groupie)
I'm sorry. I was cruel. Maybe I'm the jealous one.

GROUPIE
(Sobbing)
No, you're right. I've wasted my life. What have I done that's good?
(Indicating Lady)
She's performed one selfless act and put everything I've done in perspective. I wish I were dead.

LADY
No, it's not like that. Honestly. I wish I had had half the experiences you've had.

HIPPIE
Tell no lies.

LADY
It's true. She's been in more dressing rooms than I've had hot dinners.

HIPPIE
Somehow, that conjures up a most entertaining picture!

LADY
Oh, stop it! You know what I mean. I have one claim to fame, she has hundreds.

HIPPIE
But what kind of fame? More like infamy. Anyway, we're getting too far away from the story. Tell us the rest so that I can start patching together my memory bank.

LADY
Oh yes, you were there too, weren't you?

HIPPIE
Apparently ...

LADY
(Warming to being the centre of attention now)
So, I was telling you about the cross.

FOOL
Yes, I'm confused. How come you've still got it? You said you gave it to Sara ...

LADY
One thing at a time. It's complicated enough without jumping around. I really believed I'd never tell the story again, so I have to order my thoughts. Okay?

FOOL
Okay, but ...

FREAK
I know what happened. I could tell you if you like ...

LADY
No, it's not a problem. Not now. It's ...
(Pauses to find the right word)
... cathartic.

(Fool nods his head sagely. Groupie seeks solace with Hippie, who responds by holding her gently)

DRIVER
I imagine it is, after having to bottle it up.

LADY
(Smiling at Driver)
Yes.
(Taking another deep breath and exhaling slowly)
When I gave the cross to Sara she was very surprised. Said she'd remember me forever. She wanted to pay for it, but I insisted that it was a gift.
(Thoughtfully)
I could've asked any price and she would've given it, I'm sure.
(Laughing)
Maybe I missed out on a fortune there!
(The others smile or laugh, then urge Lady on)
I went back to the place next door. My friends didn't believe my story, but I knew it was real. Although I missed the cross I believed it had gone to a good home.
(Reflecting on the thought for a moment)
Anyway, later in the afternoon someone came to the house with a package. It was a backstage pass and the pair of earrings that Sara had been wearing. There was a lovely note too. It said that Bob would like to thank me for my kindness and that I should speak to a certain person behind the stage who'd get me to the right place. I wish I'd kept the note, but it disappeared somewhere along the line. That would've been proof enough. But ... Never mind.

FREAK
So, you were at the side of the stage when Dylan came on, and he played Lay Lady Lay for you. I'm right, aren't I?

DRIVER
Well, that's one way of cutting a long story down to size.

LADY
Actually, it was kind of dragging on a bit, wasn't it?

FOOL
(Agitated)
How come you've got the cross? That's what I want to know!

LADY
(To Fool)
In a minute.
(To Freak)
And, no, he didn't play Lady Lay Lady for me. That was always played for Sara, I think.

NICEGUY
(Nervously, uncertainly)
It was actually written for the Midnight Cowboy film, but Everybody's Talking was used instead.

LADY
(Looking slightly annoyed at the interruption)
Well, there you go. He played it to me.

FOOL
Is there a difference?

LADY
(Shrugging her shoulders)
Who knows? Dylan was always a little hard to understand. That night he was even stranger than usual. You've heard the tapes. You know. No chat with the crowd, perfunctory encores. He hurried through his set and then he was gone.
(Pausing to mull over a thought)
But, one thing. When he spoke with me, he asked for the earrings back. He said they were special and that Sara shouldn't have given them to me. I didn't know what to think, but I returned them anyway. Sara was very quiet, but she kept clinging onto the cross. That's how I remember her. Standing watching from the wings, contemplative, maybe even a bit sad, holding onto the cross like it was a link to somewhere she'd rather be.

FOOL
And you got the cross back?
(Reaching for the cross. Lady turns to stop him grabbing it)
Is that it?

LADY
Yes. I forgot about it for a while. I just remembered being with Sara and wondering whether we'd ever meet up again. But I didn't hear anything for ages. Then, about a year ago, out of the blue I got a package from the States.

NICEGUY
(Interrupting)
They divorced last year.

LADY
(Surprised)
What?

NICEGUY
(Nodding, sagely)
They went through a messy divorce last year. There was a lot of ugliness over custody of the children. Didn't you know?

DRIVER
Well, that explains quite a lot really.

LADY
It's another piece in the jigsaw.
(To Niceguy)
You do have your uses, don't you? Any other gems tucked away that'll help unravel the mystery?

NICEGUY
(Smiling, delighted at being acknowledged)
Dunno. Carry on, and we'll see.

LADY
(Resuming)
The package. The cross was in a small box. No note, no nothing. Just the cross and a wadge of cotton wool. I thought it was strange that I should get it back that way. I was concerned and grateful and happy and confused all at the same time.

DRIVER
Tell him about the hinge.
(To Fool)
It was me that found the little hinge. She'd not looked at it very closely. Just assumed that it was the same cross and that Sara or somebody had decided to send it back.
(To Lady)
It was a miracle that you got it back in the first place, wasn't it?

LADY
It came via the farm where they'd stayed. Y'know, when we met I thought we'd be friends forever, but we didn't even exchange addresses!

FOOL
The hinge?

LADY
(Proffering the cross)
Look. There's a tiny hinge on the side. When I gave it to Sara it was a solid cross, carved out of a single piece of wood. When it came back someone had sliced it through, hollowed out a small cavity and attached the hinge and a clasp. See?

FREAK
So, if it opens, there's got to have been something in it.

LADY
Still is.

DRIVER
(Amazed)
What? You told me ... You said you'd got rid of it when nobody believed your story. It's still there? You still have it?

LADY
(Grinning)
How could I ever get rid of it?

FOOL
What? What? Show us!

(Lady motions for everyone to gather more closely. Groupie especially has her attention aroused and crowds in to look. Lady deliberately opens the cross and takes out a tiny piece of paper which is folded a few times)

LADY
(Carefully unfolding the paper and reading what is written there)
"Thank you for the magic, my dear friend. Stay forever young."

FOOL
But it's not signed! How do we know it's ...

GIRL
(Interrupting)
Genuine? How could it not be?

GROUPIE
(Making a grab for the paper)
I have to see. I need ...

LADY
(Fending off Groupie)
No!
(To Hippie)
Get her away. I don't want her touching it. Soiling it.
(Hippie pulls Groupie away. Groupie struggles angrily at first, then subsides)

GROUPIE
All right. I understand. I see now. You win.

LADY
It's not a game. It's not a competition.
(Approaching Groupie with a consoling hand)
It's ... I'm sorry. It must hurt. You've chosen your way, and I've trumped everything. I can see what you mean. I can understand why you're hurt.

GROUPIE
Can you? Can you?
(Brushing off Lady's hand)
I don't ... I ...

(Groupie looks around at the others, then walks slowly away. Lady looks after her, then her attention is distracted by Niceguy as he touches her shoulder. Niceguy nods at Lady, who smiles and heaves a big satisfied smile)

LADY
Y'know, I feel like a dance.
(To Fool)
Let's brighten the mood. What do you have that's suitable?

FOOL
Got this. Okay?

(Fool inserts a cassette into the ghetto-blaster and hits play. John, I'm Only Dancing by David Bowie blasts out. This breaks the tension, and all except Groupie move to the music. Groupie is slumped over the table, clearly distraught. As the music continues, lights dim, denoting end of scene)

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