.:.About Moi.:.

By now, I bet you're wondering, "Who is this crazy person that invented this thing in the dark regions of their pea brain?"  Well, wonder no more, for I have taken the liberty to get together a rap sheet about myself.  All I had to do was copy it from the FBI's fi-er, nevermind.  (JOKING, people....)

Beth

VITAL STATS
Name: Beth
Nicknames: Sprinkles, Pyrochick
Birthday: 11/1/85
Birthplace: North Charleston, SC
Currently Resides In: NE Kansas (like I'm telling you the city... that's just ASKING to be stalked by a dirty old man)
Status: Single, any offers? LOL

FAVORITES
Food: Italian... I can't decide between spaghetti, lasagna, or pizza. =)
Color: blue
Music: God, where do I start?  I like all sorts of stuff, from KoRn and Limp Bizkit to BSB and 'N Sync.  98º are pretty good too, just not a favorite.
98º Song: "Can I Touch You There?"  j/k, people, j/k.  I like "I Do", "The Hardest Thing", and "Invisible Man" (I just recently heard "Invisible Man" on the radio... and how long has it been out?  Say, two years? lol)
Thing to Do With Spare Time: Work on web pages... NO, I'm not a computer nerd, I swear!  (I'm an all around nerd.  Just kidding, dammit.) I also like to listen to my music and hang out with my friends.
Movie:
The Three Musketeers or BraveheartBraveheart made me cry (yes, I know, I'm a sissy.)  I also LOVED The Green Mile.
Comic:
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, by Jhonen Vasquez.  That's where I got the pic above this from. Johnny (better known as Nny) kicks ass!
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INTERESTING FACTS
*I'm left handed.  Which means I have a lower life expectancy (9 years or something) than right-handers.  Bet you hatemailers are giddy now...
*My birthday is the day after Halloween, which means I always have a lot of candy to eat.  YEAH ME!!
*I'm surprisingly very smart (or so say my peers).  Obviously they've never seen this page or TmW.
*My favorite 98* guy is Jeff, but suddenly, I find myself being more attracted to Drew.  Maybe it's because he cut off the crappy highlights?  Donation's to my "Save Beth From Total Damnation" Fund can be sent to:...
*Who the hell invented marshmallows?  If you know the answer, please,
E-mail me.
*My birthday came... and went... and no *censored* stuff from any total strangers who admired my page... yeah, I'M feeling the love... *sniffle sob snort*  j/p people...
*Poor Jeff... he and his girlfriend broke up... should I send a sympathy card? LOL








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