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Yes, I know, it's the same pic as the old one.  Sue me.

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I know, I know, I haven't updated in forever.  Sorry... sorry... SORRY!  I've been working on the new page... you can find it here.  It'll be ready soon, since I found a new toy that helps me transfer things a lot quicker.
Ooh!  Ooh!  There's gonna be a new album!  Damn near time!  The official site has a flash thing on it, and there was a picture on it that I get the feeling might be the new album cover... and, with some clever work, I got the picture!  It's right below here.  Well, I gotta go... I need to get off my ass and work.  To those people sending me nice mails, you guys kick ass.  You're the reason I get off my ass and work.  Major props to ya! =)
~*Beth*~

.:.Disclaimer.:.

OK, here goes.  I don't know 98*, Paris D'Jon (isn't that a kind of mustard?), Ali Landry, Jessica Simpson, or any of the Smurfs.  Also, this is humor.  If you can't handle that concept, I suggest you leave, before your mind gets warped and your teenybopper values crushed.   Try not to take the stuff on this page TOO seriously.  Also, go ahead and take the pictures, but you take the ideas and I will get a tad bit PISSED.  And you don't wanna see me pissed.  Let's just put it this way: I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.  (Not really, but that scared ya, huh? lol) Get it, got it, good.  Also, any mail sent becomes my property.  It's a typical Internet rule, but I'll put it up here anyway.

.:.Last Updated:  May 1.:.

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Fairy Tales~98º Style
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[(-UPDATED-)] Drew's Hat Fetish [(-UPDATED-)]
GUIF Voting Booth
[(-UPDATED-)] Nicky's got a girlfrenn... [(-UPDATED-)]
See?  I Do TOO Like Them!
Turn the Camera OFF!!
My Other Obsession
Jeff's Developing Boobs
Parodies!!
Sparky, the official GUIF mascot!
[(-UPDATED-)] Is it just me? [(-UPDATED-)]
My Interview With 98º
OH MY GOD!  A REAL INTERVIEW!
A Little Note...
Top Ten Lists
Remarks and Recommendations
My English Project
[(-UPDATED-)] Guest Commentary--Nick and Jessica [(-UPDATED-)]
[(-NEW-)] The Skyline Chili Conspiracy [(-NEW-)]
[(-NEW-)] Mind Reading [(-NEW-)]
[(-UPDATED-)] About Moi [(-UPDATED-)]
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