.:.OH MY GOD! A REAL INTERVIEW!!.:.
Yeah, I know, I can scarcely believe it either. This was printed out for me by my best friend Ali (THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH, GIRL!!) and I tnink it's from Twist magazine or something. Enjoy! (Note: My commente are in italics, and Ali's in in parentheses, and they're blue.)
Can You Feel The Heat?
Jeff Timmons-
1) What makes you smile? Good music, good food, and a pretty girl. Hell, two out of three ain't bad. Oh, wait, is this a group dinner? Oh, nevermind, if Drew is there, close enough.
2) What are your pet peeves? Rude people. It's not nice to diss your bandmates. And people who take things for granted, or people who take others for granted. At least he doesn't consider people "things".
3) What are some of your comfort foods? Pork chops. My mom's a good cook, but she's not the best in the world (she's going to kill me!). She'd put these pork chops in the oven and they'd come out really small. So, we used to call them silver dollar pork chops. Here's a little tip: never, ever insult a woman's cooking. Unless, of course, eating McDonald's for the rest of your life is your thing...
4)What's your favorite meal of the day? Breakfast. I eat it every meal. I'm a fan of eggs and omelets. If you eat it every meal, then how the hell is it breakfast?!
5) Are you a fixer or a "call the plumber" kind of guy? Fixer. If I can't do it myself, it's not going to get done. My GOD I'm glad he tours a lot and doesn't stay home... think of all the flooded and burnt homes he'd have gotten to.
6) Are you a dancer or a wall hugger at a party? Wall hugger. I'm a terrible dancer, it's a known fact. Oh good, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Glad to see you attended all those meetings.
7) You walk into a party and see a girl looking at you. What do you do? Shy away or say hi? I used to be shy, but being in the group has made me more outgoing and confident. Uhh... you didn't answer the question... do you shy away or say hi? Huhhuhuhuh?!
8) What qualities do you like in a girl? Great sense of humor, and nice smile. *grins widely and plans some more witty things to say on her site*
9) If you weren't singing , you'd be... Teaching kids or a being child psychologist. I love children. I'd like to have six to eight kids. Then have them yourself. There's no way in hell any woman will be willing to go through that many childbirths. Newsflash: women are not meant to have litters of puppies. I'm afraid you'll have to adopt.
10) Person whose career you admire most: My father's, because he doesn't have a college education and he's at the top of his business. Oh, way to encourage the kiddies to skip college, Jeff... now when we see a rise in the unemployed, we're all pointing fingers at you.
11) An embarrassing stage moment: I have a plethora of them. I'm always falling and looking like a jerk. I'm very uncoordinated. Yeah, no shit, but... doesn't that coincide with the bad dancing bit?
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Nick Lachey-
1) What makes you smile? Music makes me smile, and watching little kids. PEDOPHILE!!
2) Are you a fixer or a "call the plumber" kind of guy? I'm a try-and-fixer. In the end, though, I have to call the plumber. I like to think I can do everything, but most times I'm in over my head. Tip: Never call Jeff to fix stuff. It'll never get done, which means that you and Jess won't have a love nest no more. *Nick faints* Whoa... someone get a cold cloth...
3) What are your pet peeves? Disorganization, and blatant rudeness pisses me off. HE SAID THE P-WORD! HE SAID THE P-WORD! ...Sorry... grade school kid moment...
4) Are you a dancer or a wall hugger at a party? A wall huggin' type. I'm shy and not the greatest dancer in the world. I wait until I find the right moment, which is usually when a slow song comes on, and find a girl. ANYONE can slow dance. Well, except for Jeff. And are you sure you're huggin' the wall instead of hum--er, nevermind.
5) What qualities do you like in a girl? I like a girl who has direction and motivation. Someone with a sense of humor who can act as stupid as I do. (And Jessica fits this description?! Thats degrading!!) You just don't understand women, do you? Jessica is gonna kick your ass for that one.
6) Your most embarrassing stage moment... There was one time I had to get up on a chair, and it flew out from under me. I landed on my back! (What else would you land on dipshit?!?!) As opposed to landing where..?
7) Describe your ideal date. Making dinner. It helps to talk and get to know each other. Or go out to dinner and then walk the park. Don't let Jeff's mom cook. Then she'll kill you too.
8) What do you like about Jeff, Justin, and Drew? Jeff's positive attitude, Justin's laid-back attitude, and Drew's fire. "Drew's fire"?! That is about the cheesiest line I think I have ever heard.
9) What do you think they like most about you? My dedication and passion. How the hell would they know about your *ahem* passion? They been talkin' to your girlfriend?
10) Do you have a special Christmas memory? I remember the first Christmas my parents were divorced. My dad still came over and had Christmas with us. That was really important to me. But every Christmas is important--it's family time. Obviously Nick Carter doesn't know that Christmas=family time. At least we have one smart Nick.
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Justin Jeffre-
1) What are your pet peeves? People who smoke cigarettes and don't pay attention to where they blow the smoke. Would you rather them choke on the smoke and you have to perform CPR? Didn't think so.
2) What are some of your comfort foods? There's this stuff called Skyline Chili. It's our hometown thing. If you grew up in Cincinnati, it's something you crave. It always makes me think of home. "Skyline Chili", hm? Is that part of a pickup line? "Yo baby, let's go get some Skyline Chili, and then we can heat it up!"
3) Who knows you the best? My brother. We're really close and I talk to him all the time. Group "awww..."
4) Are you a dancer or a wall hugger at a party? Somewhere in the middle. I'd start off being a wall hugger, but then I'll dance. It depends on my mood. Isn't moodiness a sign of PMS?
5) What qualities do you like in a girl? I like a girl thats not high maintenance, so you don't feel like you have to impress her all the time. Whoo-hoo! Mac Daddy's and cow tipping, here we come!
6) What makes you smile? Our fans, good food, and being around friends. FINALLY someone mentions the fans. Wait a sec... what KIND of smile? A "oh-they're-so-sweet" smile, or a "God-damn-they're-dumb" smile?
7) Describe your ideal date. I like to be out in nature, so if there's a nice park or river, I like to hang out there and get to know each other. "Get to know each other"? *snickers* You mean try to make her enter a spontaneous wet T-shirt contest.
8) If you weren't singing, you'd be... Teaching history or political science. Actually, I'd probably be going to graduate school and getting my masters in history or philosophy. Gosh, change your mind much?
9) What do you like most about Nick, Jeff, and Drew? Nick's passion about everything AUGH!!, Jeff's a very generous person Then why the hell am I not getting anything from him?, and Drew's very funny. Not as funny as me, I bet. C'mon, you think that Drew could think up those fairy tales? Didn't think so.
10) What do you think they like about you? I'm laid-back. *snort* Is that the only way you get laid?
11) Your most embarrassing stage moment... We do a routine with mike stands and one time it completely fell apart on me. Huh? Be more specific... did the routine, or the actual MICROPHONE fall apart?
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Drew Lachey-
1) What makes you smile? That special girl. Yeah, I find Baby Bop rather awesome too. Spending time with family. Hanging out with my friends, and playing basketball. You know, to play basketball, doesn't height help?
2) What are your pet peeves? Dirty fingernails--I hate them! They don't have to be long or short, just as long as they are groomed. You're saying the first thing you notice on people--specifically, women--is their FINGERNAILS?! Hoo boy, we have problems. And people who are self-centered. Don't talk about your brother like that!
3) What are some of your comfort foods? My grandmother makes me "Surprise Weiner Buns." They're hot dog buns with a bunch of stuff like cheese and hotdogs ground up and put inside. It sounds really nasty, but I was raised on them. Do you know what's IN hot dogs?! God, you might have eaten your childhood pets at one time. Nasty.
4) Describe your ultimate soulmate. A girl who likes to have a good time and who will jump out of airplanes and go scuba diving. You call jumping out of airplanes a "good time"?! Damn, are you attracted to the sight of vomit or something?
5) What's your favorite meal of the day and why? Breakfast. That's the only meal I can make. Other than that, I'm lost in the kitchen! Well, according to Jeff, breakfast can be eaten all the time. Problem solved!
6) Are you a fixer or a "call the plumber" kind of guy? I want to be a fixer. And I'm too cheap to call a plumber. Yeah, you keep sayin' that, Scrooge, until your house floods over.
7) If you weren't singing, you'd be.. I'd probably still be an EMT. That was my passion and my focus for years. I probably would have gone more toward the search and rescue part of it. Don't they use Saint Bernards for that? Uh... are you trying to tell us something?
8) Do you have a special Christmas memory? My uncle lives in California and my grandparents don't get to see him very often, which makes them sad. So one Christmas the whole family got together and bought him and his family tickets to Cincinnati. We put my uncle in this great big box and wrapped it up. When my grandpa opened it, he cried. Another group "aww"...