.:.Drew's Hat Fetish.:.

All right now, I am thoroughly confused.  I don't understand what the hell is up with Drew and his bajillion hats.  I just don't get it.  Rarely do you see the youngest Lachey without him sporting some head gear, and it's a different hat about every single freaking time!!  Take a gander at these two of about, oh, say 15,089,289,292 pics of Drew with a hat on below:

Now, some of you may say "Maybe he's just got hair problems."  Obviously you've never seen the video for "I Do".  It's there, folks, and quite nice if I do say so myself.

So now I ask, why hide the hair?  I mean, would it hurt to go without a cheesy backwards it-came-from-the-80's baseball cap, or would Nick get jealous and shave it all off?
Well, since Drew's hats are probably stuck on there and it would hurt physically to take them off, and Nick doesn't have enough brain cells to operate an electric razor (we all know where HIS brain cells went -they took a lil detour down south... hee hee), my theory is that this hat craze is a sort of fetish, you know, some people are turned on by toes, some by marshmallows, but Drew, he likes hats.
Or maybe, just maybe it's a sort of complex.  In "I Do", he had to have Ali Landry take it off.  Does he feel insecure about his hair THAT much?
Now that I have you all suitably paranoid and wondering, I'm gonna get to the main point behind this section: I wanna make a looooong list of possible reasons why Drew doesn't wear a hat.  Send them in to me here, and I'll post them on the site, giving you credit, that is, if ya want it.  I have some examples below.  My ultimate goal is to be really ironic and get 98 of them.  Please, please, pretty pretty please HELP ME!!!

Much love to ya all,
"Sprinkles" (YES, it's a nickname)

Reasons Why Drew Wears Hats

1. To hide the cigarette burns that Nick gave him on the head when they were teenagers.
2. He keeps his pet goldfish Fluffy in there.
3. "It's his trademark" ...or so he says.
4. Maybe it really IS his trademark.
5. To make people like myself list reasons on a web page so that he can cruise the 'Net, sit back, and read to his lil heart's content, laughing at how dumb I am and spluttering his Brewski everywhere.
From CarebearDB09@aol.com:
6. Maybe the new bleach job is making his hair fall out, so he has to go back to the hat.  (Heh heh... Drew's in the first stages of AJ McLean syndrome...)
From heat01@attglobal.net: (This one is the truth by the way... but hey, I still enjoy thinking of these, so keep sending 'em in!)
7. He wears them because when him and Nick were younger, they used to look really alike and everyone used to get them confused.. so then Drew decided to always wear a hat so people would stop mixing them up.
From mnoguchi@home.com (This one can also be found in the hatemail section)
8. MAYBE CUZ HE JUST LIKES TO, SO STOP DISSING HIM!!!!!!!!!!  (One word: Midol.  A whole bottle of it.  Please.)
From User525955@aol.com
9. Because the police had to check him for marijuana (Isn't that stuff supposed to stunt your growth?  Oh, wait, nevermind.)
10. Because Nick wanted to taunt him, so Nick would take the hat off of Drew's head and will he like "do u want your little hat drew" and drew will try to jump his highest and try to reach his hat  (LOL!!!  Great mental image.)
From whatever@escape.ca
11. He wears his hat because he wants to look three feet instead of two feet eleven inches.

Eh, I think that those 5 I made up were enough to start with.  Send me more and I'll post them ASAP, promise, cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in Nick Lachey's eye!  Wait... that would be cool to do that!  *tHiNkS eViL tHoUgHtS*

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