Parodies!!
Yep, I finally got them up. Be proud... be very proud. Hope you like them!!
Buff (Nick's self-love song)
(to the tune of "Blue", that overplayed song by Eiffel 69 or whatever)
I'm buff, la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
I'm buff, la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
I have two buff arms
With a nice built chest
Buff is my body
Except for "down there"
Buff are my shins
And both my thighs are too
I have a girlfriend
But she's not buff too
Buff are those two guys here that walk around
They are only here
To make me look good
(Jeff and Drew in background: Bullshit!)
Buff are my pits
Deodorant free too
Buff are my tattoos
I think I have 3?
I'm buff, la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
I'm buff, la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
la da di la da die
Drew's verse:
Inside his boxers
Small his dick
With two small little blue balls
And we can't forget
That's everything is small 'bout him
Except for
His overinflated head
Talks 'bout himself
to those who listen...
(Nick, furious)
SHUT UP! I'll hit you you will die,
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
SHUT UP! I'll hit you you will die,
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
I'll hit you you will die
(Drew in background) Owwwwwwwwww.....
I Need To Grow (Drew's Song)
(To the tune of "I Need To Know" by Marc Anthony)
They say that I am only 2 foot 3
They don't know how close they are actually
I must admit it makes it hard to hear
When I only come up to Nicky's rear
Oh yes it's true
I need to grow a yard or two
Embarrassing when I wear a kid's size shoe
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
Gotta get some height before I get some hoes
'Cause I need to grow
I need to grow
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
I need to grow
I need to grow
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
I go to bed and hope I grow some more
Then maybe I could open my own door
Before you ask I am not Mini-Me
God damn this stupid height deficiency!
Oh yes it's true
I need to grow a yard or two
Embarrassing when I wear a kid's size shoe
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
Gotta get some height before I get some hoes
'Cause I need to grow
I need to grow
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
I need to grow
I need to grow
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
Yes it's true
I need to grow a yard or two
Embarrassing when I wear a kid's size shoe
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
Gotta get some height before I get some hoes
'Cause I need to grow
I need to grow
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
I need to grow
I need to grow
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
Yes it's true
I need to grow a yard or two
Embarrassing when I wear a kid's size shoe
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
Gotta get some height before I get some hoes
'Cause I need to grow
I need to grow
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow
I need to grow
I need to grow
Give me platform shoes 'cause I need to grow