TURN THE CAMERA OFF!!
*shakes head in dismay* Sigh... if only the people who took these pictures had followed that brilliant advice... the poor guys of 98* wouldn't be looking so... what's the word? Dorky!!! (Well, in these pics, anyway.) But wait a sec.. then I wouldn't have a whole new secti-OK, I'll shut up now, before I confuse myself. Anyway, this section is full of funny/idiotic/scary pics of our four faaavorite guys. Got any new toys (pictures) for me? E-mail me here! Now, on with this lil FWEAK show!!!
Jeff, dear, even though your last name may be Timmons, YOU ARE NOT GENE SIMMONS (the KISS guy). Drew, OF COURSE, is wearing hat #67322578 (not an official count), Justin is actually his normal haircolor *fAiNtZ*, and Nick just looks like Nick, which is scary enough.
HELLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT SPACE MARSHMALLO-wait a sec... nevermind... it's 98*. 98*?!?!?!?!?!? *fAiNtZ AgAiN*
OK.... WHO GAVE THE GUYS THE BEAN BURRITOS?! My God, have they never heard of Rolaids? I'm surprised Drew's hat didn't blow off... unless, of course, he has it glued on... *uNcOmFoRtAbLe SiLeNcE*
Hee hee... they look like they're getting ready for their first day of first grade, after being dressed by their mommies... well, heck, not like that's new for Drew!
All aboard the GeekMobile!! *sarcastic voice* Gosh, guys, way to avoid publicity there... "No, even though that bus that looks more like a moving van has the 98* logo and their faces on it, no way in HELL does it belong to them! Silly me!!" Sheesh, I guess that bit about steroids deteriorating brain cells IS true.
OK, Justin... I'm going to be very kind about this... WHAT THE HELL IS ON YOUR HEAD?! Jesus mother *bleep*ing Christ, he looks like one of those old gangsters! I swear, if he was wearing saddle shoes, I'd have a strong urge to slap him.
"Lookie, Ma! It's us! On the cover of some trashy teen magazine! Can you believe that we actually made it on here BEFORE Justin dyed his hair?" Well, I certainly can't believe it, Nick. I bet in the Boyband Bill of Rights it's written "No boy band shall get on the cover of a magazine unless there is a token bottle blonde guy." Wait a sec... the Boy Band Bill of Rights... *lightbulb goes on above head* Methinks I gots an idea! lol