I've been thinking about blowjobs lately. Perhaps it's the pathetic loneliness of being single. But I have expanded a previous theory. "It's gross." Fuck that. I believe that all women should suck dick. If for no better reason than to check out the material, make sure that there are no diseases lurking down there. Check the luggage to make sure that it's not to banged up. No warts or crawling insects, no dripping puss or flaming red rashes. How can you possibly deny that. "But he said he was a virgin!" Yeah, that sounds totally logical. Trust a man. Example: Ask a guy how many girls he's slept with. His answer will be as big of a lie as your's, girls. It's either totally exaggerated to make him seem experienced, or completely understated to make him seem less diseased. His answer is equivalent to the answer to, "Does this make me look fat?" Total bullshit. So you girls need to get down and make sure the lizard's healthy. Because there's nothing more disgusting than a crusty, diseased vagina. Not that I'd know. And remember, condoms do not stop the transmission of genital warts, only the fluids that may carry other VD's. So before you strap it on, you better suck it up.