They're just beliefs. That doesn't mean they're real.
THE COMEDY INDEX
I have the oldest ones first, and the most recent ones last. I apologize for the long list, but I haven't been able to come up with a better way to display them.
Cologne- We are becoming apes
Frat Gang Colors- The plague that is Abercrombie
Columbine- Fuck them
Breeding Policy- My standards for reproduction
Car Stereo Stickers- Great advertising...... for what?
People that piss me off- There's quite a few
Drug Smuggling- A very somber bit
Breast Reductions- I just like to talk about breasts
Psychics- My obsession with the miracle commercials
Retards- They're not really people
Shaved- There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, or back
Have yourself a greedy little Christmas- Get in the true spirit
Talk Shit- Talk truly is cheap
Marriage- I have a fool-proof plan
Blowjobs- I can't talk or think about them enough
Oprah's Fat Ass- The new trend: Fat asses
Communion- The new trend in brainwashing
Y2Stupid- The hype was a lie, so where then now
I Miss Grunge- Where the grunge revolution went
Let's hunt and kill Mark Wahlberg- Death to Marky Mark
Internet Personal Ads- The new prank phone call
Sledding- How parents are ruining childhood
Groundhog vs Jesus- I'd have to go with the groundhog on this one
The First Amendment Lie- Just because it's the law doesn't mean anyone obeys it
Football vs. Hockey- Why football breeds criminals
Professional Wrestling is for Faggots- IT'S FAKE. DON'T YOU GET IT?
Lent- Not eating meat means nothing
Hold My Baby- You're the mother, you fucking hold it
Fuck Taxes- The government is just pissing the money away
Video Game Violence- Corrupting the minds of youth
Alf- The brainchild of heroin makes for good TV
Jerry Seinfeld- The comedy equivalent of N'Sync
Time Warner Cable- So, what are you trying to say?
Survivor- I have a name for my lie, and it's Survivor
China in the Olympics- How bad do they suck
The American Legal System- Logic has just left the building
Drug Legalization- I must be the only person with a sense of logic
Cell Phones- Some motherfucker is going to die if they don't watch out
Reader Mail- There really is intelligent life in the universe
Napster- The best things in life are free (or how greed ruined a revolution)
Car Brand Loyalty- Hick pride
Rants- Miscellaneous stuff that has just come pouring out
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