They're just beliefs.  That doesn't mean they're real.

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THE COMEDY INDEX

I have the oldest ones first, and the most recent ones last.  I apologize for the long list, but I haven't been able to come up with a better way to display them.

Cologne- We are becoming apes

Frat Gang Colors- The plague that is Abercrombie

Columbine- Fuck them

Breeding Policy- My standards for reproduction

Car Stereo Stickers- Great advertising...... for what?

People that piss me off- There's quite a few

Drug Smuggling- A very somber bit

Breast Reductions- I just like to talk about breasts

Psychics- My obsession with the miracle commercials

Retards- They're not really people

Shaved- There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, or back

Have yourself a greedy little Christmas- Get in the true spirit

Talk Shit- Talk truly is cheap

Marriage- I have a fool-proof plan

Blowjobs- I can't talk or think about them enough

Oprah's Fat Ass- The new trend: Fat asses

Communion- The new trend in brainwashing

Y2Stupid- The hype was a lie, so where then now

I Miss Grunge- Where the grunge revolution went

Let's hunt and kill Mark Wahlberg- Death to Marky Mark

Internet Personal Ads- The new prank phone call

Sledding- How parents are ruining childhood

Groundhog vs Jesus- I'd have to go with the groundhog on this one

The First Amendment Lie- Just because it's the law doesn't mean anyone obeys it

Football vs. Hockey- Why football breeds criminals

Professional Wrestling is for Faggots-  IT'S FAKE.  DON'T YOU GET IT?

Lent- Not eating meat means nothing

Hold My Baby- You're the mother, you fucking hold it

Fuck Taxes- The government is just pissing the money away

Video Game Violence- Corrupting the minds of youth

Alf- The brainchild of heroin makes for good TV

Jerry Seinfeld- The comedy equivalent of N'Sync

Time Warner Cable- So, what are you trying to say?

Survivor- I have a name for my lie, and it's Survivor

China in the Olympics- How bad do they suck

The American Legal System- Logic has just left the building

Drug Legalization- I must be the only person with a sense of logic

Cell Phones- Some motherfucker is going to die if they don't watch out

Reader Mail- There really is intelligent life in the universe

Napster- The best things in life are free (or how greed ruined a revolution)

Car Brand Loyalty- Hick pride

Rants- Miscellaneous stuff that has just come pouring out



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