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One my friends has been talking of getting a breast reduction. A breast reduction. Now excuse me for being blunt, but you have to be out of your fucking mind to get that done. Here's what I think. With the way we evolved, men have certain body parts for reproduction, and women have certain body parts for reproduction. Reproduction, or more accurately the process of reproduction, is an urge that is fully ingrained in all of us as an instinct. Most importantly, a very enjoyable instinct. The body parts we have, are for the purpose of reproduction. With the body parts we have reproduction is made even more enjoyable by one simple premise. Bigger is better. Women like big dicks, and guys like big tits. You will never, never, never hear of a guy getting a penis reduction. It just does not happen. So why then would any girl ever consider getting a breast reduction. You are denying your evolution. And if you are a religious person, you are spitting in the face of your god, essentially saying that he fucked up when he made you. Women all over the world would die to have the gift you have been given, and you think that it is some kind of a curse. What an arrogant attitude. Girls I've talked to say that they have back problems due to their large breasts, and they can't go running because it hurts too much. Buy a back brace. Much cheaper, and you still have your beautiful big breasts. And running? Go to a fucking pool and go swimming. It's much better for you, and those babies are buoyant, helping your newly found favorite hobby. Be grateful for what you are given. Because not much in life comes for free.

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