I was talking to a friend recently, and I asked her how she had met her boyfriend.  She said she had been dancing, and he had come up and started talking to her, and she had been attracted to him because he smelled good.  I have to repeat this.  HE SMELLED GOOD.  Welcome to the jungle, folks.  You no longer have to be good looking or have any personality at all.  As long as you smell good, you can get laid guys.  We are now nothing more than just another primate, just like any other animal you might hit with your car.  We now will just congregate in smoky bars, and run around smelling each other's asses, as this is now the only qualification for rutting.

I do not wear cologne, so I guess I'm in danger of never getting laid again.  I do not wear cologne for the aforementioned reason.  I still hold my hopes that girls will like me for my odd looks and sometimes charming personality, not because I smell good.  I am becoming a dinosaur.  My kind is dying out, for the obvious reason: we're not getting laid.

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