Being the movie fan that I am, I'd like to discuss one of the biggest drains on cinema today.  His name is Mark Wahlberg.  This jarhead fuck was my primary complaint of one of my favorite movies of last year, Three Kings.  Part of what made it a great movie was the fact that he was tortured in it.  It was bad enough that I had to suffer through his Marky Mark period when he was a teen heartthrob, but now he has to make a comeback in the movie industry and fuck up some damn good movies.  Lets go through the list.  Boogie Nights.  Great director.  Homo boy was praised for his great performance.  After seeing the Big Hit, everyone realized that he was actually just playing himself.  An egotistical, naive moron.  The Big Hit.  That movie would have sucked no matter what, and he just made it worse.  The Corrupter.  How was a movie icon like Chow Yun Fat conned into a movie with this fool?  My contention is that he can't read his own scripts yet, and whoever pitched the script to him failed to mention that his costar is the equivalent of David Hasselhoff.  Three Kings.  I only wish that they had actually done the torture scene, and killed him doing it.  I also speculate that Spike Jonze (a renown flake) took the role in it to be able to say that he looked up to Marky Mark in a movie.  All in all, he probably caused a movie with Oscar potential to be overlooked.

I remember the Marky Mark days very clearly.  I also remember the fact that he is the brother of one of the New Kids on the Block.  The fucking New Kids!  As the great Bill once said, that whole group should be drug out into the street and shot.  Period.  But I'd take it a step farther.  I say that you should also do the same to the immediate family of all of them to prevent the spread of the buttwhore genes that they carry.  Plus, those fucks made Marky Mark famous, earning him a bullet on his own.  In fact, due to the gross disservice done to man, I think they should be castrated, fed their balls and then shot.  Then I'll be happy.  Just please, oh please, let him stop fucking up perfectly good movies.  He's had his 15 minutes.  So send him back to wherever the fuck came from.  Please?

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