Fun with internet personal ads
I have made a recent discovery. They're called internet personal ads. Now I know what you're all saying. What a pathetic loser. Normally I would say the exact same thing. But I have an excuse. One of my friends put a personal ad on there, and I wanted to try and go on there and fuck with him. You know, send him a porno pic and a message telling him how bad I wanted to fuck him. Torture him for being one of the loser fucks that do that shit. But after pouring over hundreds, and I mean hundreds, of personal ads of men looking for women, I gave up. I said fuck it, I'm gonna have some fun. At which point, I went into the female seeks male, and got medevial. The next time some of these girls check their email, they're going to find some really unique responses to their ads. Example: "I really love huge, fat women. I saw your picture and knew you were just my type. Please write back, because I want you to be my chunky love." Call me cruel, but I think it is damn funny. Here is the ad, and the responses I got. I can't even put up all the emails I got from the people I fucked with. These are just the responses from my ad alone.
- Man seeks Woman: I want a woman that knows her place
Description: I want a woman that knows her place, and knows that men
are the superior sex. You must be beautiful and skinny, because I hate fat,
ugly bitches. I am the real man that you've all been looking for.
****I assure you that all of these responses are transcribed verbatim****
From: trinity627
i have a killer idea for you...how about a reality check...you are no better than me and i know for a fact that i am more intelligent than you, reading your ad proved that to me. and i bet you a million to one that i could please a woman ten times better than you could. superiority is a curse, but it can be broken. so take your happy ass of your pedestal and get real buddy boy....any woman that you find to agree with your thinking has obviously already been under the control of a dickhead like you...thank you for making my day brighter by knowing that yes, there are some real assholes still out there in this world.
From: blondieblueEyes3
Wow that took a lot of brain power. Did you think of that all by yourself. I'm so proud. Hey I've heard that fags can sniff each other out right away so that must make you one too huh? :o)
From: mskitty_5814
Fuck you.
From: sarasue69
That is really grown-up. Oh yah it is olso illegal