Like many people my age, I watch a great deal of TV. Much of the material I tend to watch is on cable as the allow a little bit racier substance onto the shows. With cable, though, comes cheesy, crappy commercials, as I would guess it is a great deal cheaper to advertise on cable as opposed to network television. Many of these crappy commercials are for offers for different compilation CD's and promoting different 900 numbers. The latter are by far my favorite. I love the psychic commercials. Am I the only person that has noticed that the only psychics seem to be fat women in their 40's? Every single one of them. I have seen like a million of these commercials and not one of them has a male psychic on it. Does the penis somehow suck the sixth sense out of you? Or is that psychic ability contained in the fat cells so the more you have, the more psychic you are? And how come all the news they show these people giving is always good news? Fuck that. Most people have bad shit happen to them most of the time. How come you never see them saying to somebody, "Yes it was good for you to call. That car you hear driving by outside is your car being stolen, your wife is going to run off with your best friend and take all your money, and your dog is going to die tonight. Have a nice day." That's a psychic I'd believe. Or what if I called. "I can't read you. The only vision I get is that of your jerking off to a porno." That's a psychic I'd tell my friends about. She read me perfectly with her fat cells.