I hate Jerry Seinfeld. There, I said it. Now, before you all crucify me, I'm going to explain why. He is about nothing. He makes jokes about nothing, had a very popular sitcom about nothing, and to the world in general, he has contributed nothing. Now I admit, I've read his book, and I found some of the observations that he made about everyday life very funny. But I still fucking hate him. He embodies the American spirit of late: greed. Think about it. He makes people laugh by pointing out little obscure things that anal retentive people do. He doesn't use profanity. He's a clean cut Jewish boy. He never says anything political. The guy was a TV executive's wet dream. He fashioned his act based on a lifetime of television viewing for one purpose: to get on TV. He now has enough money to live comfortably for the rest of his life because he played it safe. He didn't do anything that might offend anyone. He was completely unwilling to take any chances at all with himself, and that is why he will be forgotten so quickly. The smartest thing Seinfeld ever did was call it quits on the show. He realized that he was rehashing jokes over and over again, and he called it quits before many people had the guts to point it out. People call his show revolutionary for talking about nothing, and showing that people would watch it. I look at it as one of the biggest crimes against all of America. He created a distraction that took the focus off of all of the problems that our country is starting to have, and kept it off. The government has to just love him. He was able to do what they have been trying to do forever. Distract America. Jerry Seinfeld had no balls. America loved it. That's why we lost Vietnam. We don't have any balls anymore. That's why we have to buy all of our expensive little war toys. To keep the world scared, and keep them form realizing that most Americans are a bunch of pussies no longer capable of sticking up for themselves. Instead we're content to watch a TV show where a guy sits around in a diner and whines about anything. Fuck Jerry Seinfeld, and fuck the reruns of his crappy show.