I was talking to a friend of mine recently who happens to still be in high school.  He was talking about some skirt he's been chasing, or had been chasing.  She happens to be on the high school swim team.  Why would I waste my time talking about a place that I hated, you ask?  Because he told me that the swim team holds what they call shave parties.  This, he explained, is when they all get together and shower and shave themselves.  For less drag in the water, of course.  The concept really fascinated me.  And more importantly, angered me.  Why had no one told me about this in high school?  I mean sure, most of the girls on the swim team in high school when I was there probably spent most of the time shaving their beards more than anything, but still I must continue.  Why was I not informed of these really kinky stories of the girls getting together and shaving each other.  It's like the plot of a bad porno.  The girls start shaving each others legs and one thing leads to another and they break out a dildo as big as a baseball bat.  This explains why I couldn't get laid in high school.  The girls were all too busy scrubbing away on each other.  Yes, there are holes in this theory, but bear with me.  I need the peace of mind. 

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