People that talk on cellular phones while they are driving are the reason I don't own a gun. Because if I owned a gun, I would run those motherfuckers off of the goddamn road, shove that fucking phone up their ass, and blow the living shit of them Matrix-style. When I get in the car and drive somewhere, I'm thinking about what's happening on the fucking road, making sure that I don't crash into anyone. I've always believed in the myth that cell phones give you brain cancer because the minute someone starts talking on one and driving at the same time, road signs and signals no longer matter. I've been cut off, nearly run into, and nearly swerved into too many fucking times to count, and I'm starting to feel like Michael Douglas in the movie Falling Down; ready to snap at any point and beat the fuck out of anyone or thing that gets in my way. I can just imagine that scene. "You forgot your fucking phone!" Who are these people, anyway, that need these phones? Doctors, the military, important government officials, okay, I understand the need. Those are people that need to be in contact at all times. But every fucking idiot is walking around with one of those things now, and why? YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT! For emergency use, I can sort of understand. When I think of emergency, however, I'm thinking of car trouble, which means the car is going to be pulled over and stopped, thus canceling out the danger of driving and talking at the same time. People are talking on the fucking things constantly, though. I don't own one, obviously, and I have no intention of getting one. There is nothing too important to leave on my answering machine. I am a better driver because of it. Some of these people that have them, I really don't blame them. For example, kids that get their driver's license. They get a car, and mommy and daddy are worried. So they get them a cell phone, without explaining to them that it is for emergency contact with them, not to spread gossip about how that slut Mary Jo is fucking Billy Bob. For that, the entire family should be killed. Mom and Dad are also morons, and should receive the same punishment as child. I'm a fair and reasonable guy. Another example, wannabe drug dealers. The people that go out in public and act all cool about getting the call, then proceed to talk about the deal openly over a frequency as easy to tune into as a radio. They can have cell phones, too. I'm a fair guy.