You want to know who really pisses me off? People that go to a store and buy something that costs like three dollars, and write out a check for it. You can't fucking tell me that you can't pick that three dollars up in loose change laying in your couch, or in my case, my car. Instead, everyone has to wait the ten minutes that it takes to write the fucking check out, then check the drivers license number, verify the check, and then print some shit on the back of it, all before the asshole can get his/her receipt. And to add insult to injury, some of these fucking jarheads then feel the need to balance their checkbook right then and there. Fuck you, I've been waiting ten fucking minutes and now I have to wait longer because you can't subtract the three dollars out in your head! Somebody going to have their checkbook shoved down their throat someday, and everyone is going to wonder why. The answer is.........because I can pay with cash you fucker.

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