Wimbeldon Female Singles Champion 95-98
Emmy-Kate Montrose

The bass ace with the classy bob and Elvis fixation. As the only brunette Emmy-Kate has a responsibility to prove that blondes don't always have more fun and she does this very well, as proved in the gossip columns of the music papers where we are informed of her exact movements during the previous seven days (okay I'm exaggerating but I'm rubbish at writing these things so I have to fill the space with something).

"I am the only bass player. Guitarists are ten a penny and drummers, hey we can all bang."

"She's sleek, she doesn't come for free and she wears fantastic arse-skimming skirts." - LAUREN LE LAVERNE

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