Tarzan AND Jane
Marie Du Santiago

AAGGHHH AAGGGHHH AAGGGHHH!!!

"We have no room for subtlety, we haven't got time, we're very busy you know."

The trainee axe hero and owner of 'The Widest Hair in Pop' or at least she was, now she owns 'The Flatest Hair that used to be The Widest Hair in Pop' which quite frankly is just as good, nearly.

"Going on Top Of The Pops just takes you to another level of humanity."

"Whatever I wear, however expensive, I always wear my head, which just tackies up the whole thing."

There are a lot of people I would like to maim, if not kill, but being a responsible citizen of this planet, I shall not be doing so in the near future."

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