The Extremely Difficult Kenickie Quiz


It ain't easy!

Well, here it is, the hardest quiz on the internet (about Kenickie that is). I don't expect you to get full marks 'cause - being the bastard that I am - I've made some of the questions unbelievably hard and obscure. 15 points is about average, whilst 25 is a pretty heroic score, I think. However, to give you hope, I also put some piss easy ones in too, and some ones which don't even have proper answers. Go on, prove to me you're clever! (Or alternatively, prove to me you are one of those sad cases who know absolutely everything about something, or maybe that you are one of the 'Nicks in disguise).

What are the scores, George Dawes?

Lets see how much you know...

So first tell me who you are:

Your e-mail address would be a favourite too:

1) What is Marie doing on the cover of Millionaire Sweeper?

2) What is the song Walrus about?

3) Which b sides made it on to the US version of At The Club?

4) How many "Yeahs" in In Your Car?

5) Who is a "Pintsize Percussion Powerhouse"?

6) In terms of Kenickdom, who or what is "Venger"?

7) What is the old lady on the cover of PUNKA doing?

8) On which singles would you find:
a)Cowboy?
b)Skateboard Song?
c)Private Buchowski?
d)Waste You?

9) Approximately how much glitter do you use per year?

10) Who are "The Hell"? (Names please)

11) Which is track 11 on the UK version of At The Club?

12) Have you ever shaken one of the 'Nicks by the hand?

13) If so, have you ever considered cutting off that hand and preserving it in alcohol?

14) Who is Winston Funtime, and what does he have access to?

15) From which songs do these lyrics come from?
a)"...how will I get home..."
b)"...she's my alibi and now she's tounge tied..."
c)"...we would fight like tigers..."
d)"...I'm here in this room again..."

16) What is your favourite hangover cure?

17) Which song is dedicated to Sharon Gofton?

18) The girl on the cover of PUNKA is wearing a pendant, what colour is it?

19) Who drew the artwork for Skillex?

20) Who wrote:
a)Kenix?
b)Walrus?
c)Come Out 2nite?
d)Lights Out in a Provincial Town?

21) Do you have a life - and if so, how come you've answered all these questions correctly?

22) On part one of the new PUNKA, how many glitter stars are visible on the girl's face?

23) The more sharp eyed of you may have noticed a common five digit sequence in the reference code of the 'Nicks Emidisc releases, what is it?

24) What is written on the bottom right hand corner of the back cover of Skillex?

25) Which of the 'Nicks would you most like to shag, and why?

Please put something in ALL the boxes, othwise it makes life unbelievably hard to mark, so I won't bother.

"Take me back to the Index, this is much too hard for me!"