The TOP TEN


The creme de la crap of Matt's Quiz

Here, for your delectation is the rundown of the top ten scorers on my not-nearly-as-difficult-as-I-thought quiz. Where two or more people get the same marks, the first to enter gets the top place, so first come first served...

1st: The Magnificent Marie Du Santiago with 31 points
Finally toppling LG from the top spot, Marie obviously knows
much too much about the 'Nicks, as one of the only questions
she got wrong was when she stated she hadn't got all that many
answers right. Then again, she ought to,
she is in the band.

2nd: The Rather Astounding LG with 30 points
A man who is clearly far too clever by half. Pity he
talks such drivel most of the time

3rd: The Equally Amazing Alex with 29 points
A good showing from Alex, he just sneaks past Rimmel to grab the bottom step of the podium

4th: The Internationally renowned Rimmel with 28 points
Hailing from Sydney, Australia. Rimmel just fails to
grasp a place in the top three. Pity, still - it serves them right
for all those crap soap operas.

5th: The Remarkable Rob Rizzo also with 28 points
Rob called me a loser because the questions were too hard. Well, I'm
telling you all, I'm NOT sad, I spent ages making up those questions,
I don't go around memorising serial codes and counting glitter stars normally,
d'you understand?

6th: The Delectable Cherry with 27 points
Ah, the sweet innocent Cherry, she threw a wobbler when I
accidentally mismarked her paper. Well, she is now in sixth place

7th: The Rather Smashing Luke, also with 27 points
Sadly Cherry is Brian Hurst, and she got there first, so Luke
(aka PacoPaco) is only seventh

8th: The Esteemed XK with 26 points
The Master of the Keniring, keeper of the keys, delver
in deep places and writer of unreadable html tags

9th: The Karate Kicking Katie with 25 points
She wrote me a very nice description in her link to
this page, so I suppose I had to put her above...

10th: The One and Only Lauren Laverne with 25 points
Yes, the Lauren Laverne, and it's a frankly shite performance
considering most of the questions are about her and her
best friends and her music... (I'm probably going
to get into trouble for writing that)

To ensure your place in history, all you have to do is score more than twenty five points. Now how hard is that?

Let's go to the quiz and kick some arse!