Funny quotes


"Girls are always impressed when I tell them... that I used to work at Disney World."

Who does most of house work?
Brian: "Kev does... (laughs) He takes out the trash..."
Kevin: "I think I get this from my mom. When talked to her last time, she said that when she cleans up the house, she had an opportunity to think!.. And part of it is that I am a perfectionist and I just like things neat and tidy and... I didn't realize that I was like it until I was running around the house picking up everything and like 'What Am I doing?!' But as soon as we get home I have to unpack and do all my laundry before I do anything or I don't feel right!"

Do mermaids exist?
"Of course they do! I used to work at Disney and I used to see them all the time!"

"I don't really dream that much at night... But I woke up one night, feeling like I can't move my body and like something is sitting on my chest... And except that, Howie and I were kidnaped by aliens!... Just kidding..."

Kev tired: "I have a question: does anybody have a big towel? I have to strick my head into it..."

What have you changed the last couple of months?
"Personaly, I changed my haircut!"

What country did you love touring in?
"Italia. The people are cool, the food is excellent, the wine is great, and the girls... Well, ofcourse they're da bombs!" (Khm...)

"We could take anybody on- would we win? Oh, yeah! Hey, are you trying to pick a fight? Hey, we're nice guys!"

What do people say about the BSB after hanging out with them?
"'God, they're a bunch of 10 year olds...'"

"Oh, boy I got a great career as a DJ!"

What have you done this morning?
"Jumped in the shower, and scalded myself really badly with hot water to wake myself up, then I turned it really cold so to help get over the jet lag, good for the circulation."

"When you are on the road it's difficult to keep up with the laudry so you find yourself without a clean pair of underpants. You have no choice but to pop back on yesterday's pair. They tend to be pretty snug, though, which is lucky."

What's the first thing you'll do when you get home?
"Start washing my laundry."

What was the most craziest thing a fan did?
"Once, a fan through her bra to my face while I was playing the piano. Our girls are a real thing!"

Have you ever had any 'accident' on stage?
"Things like that are always happening. I, for example, have an incredible ability to drop the microphone...."

"I met the sexy dancers from Mr.President and Master boy. But there was nothing more than flirting - I go to sleep to early."

Kev at MTV music awards: "My heart was pounding out of my chest!"

If you're at a posh dinner and you suddenly realize you're using the meat knife on the fish what should you do?
"It's bad news to mix fish with meat so you'd just have to use the fish knife on the meat!"

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