My halo slips over my eyes
My nice dress rips and I don't cry
What am I doing here?
When I just want to wear
P.V.C
[It's my favourite plastic]
P.V.C
[Cos it's nice and shiny]
P.V.C
[And completely waterproof]
Start again! Start again!
A lipstick stain on my new dress
The fabric's scarred and I'm distressed
I take my own advice
Get kitted out in nice
P.V.C
[It's my favourite plastic]
P.V.C
[Cos it's nice and shiny]
P.V.C
[And completely waterproof]
Start again! Start again!
You've never seen me quite this way
But you'll agree
I'm twice as nice this way
The moral of this little tale
Do what like and you can't fail
To get in someone's way-hey
P.V.C
[It's my favourite plastic]
P.V.C
[Cos it's nice and shiny]
P.V.C
[And completely waterproof]
Start again! Start again!
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