Your skirt`s too long, and it`s just not tight enough,
Your face is all wrong, I don`t think your bright enough,
You need a man cos I got a plan that`s going to work,
It`s the perfect plan.
I`ll fix your hair and the way you`re talking,
New shoes to wear,
That you can`t walk in.
I want you to do what I tell you to,
It`s going to come true,
It`s the perfect plan,
It's the perfect plan,
It`s going to work,
It`s the perfect plan.
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