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hello ladies
is there...er...room for a small one?
lovely!
youse...youse look gorgeous tonight
I mean wwwoah good enough to be strippers
or one of them spicey girls
Lovely!
What youse doin after?
I mean I got to do me turn
but after that youse can come in me car if you like
there's a bit of room in there
it's not a shag wagon
I wouldn`t be tacky or nowt
what you doing after love
do yer wanna go to the door
it's very nice
or get on the bus, good
I`ll pay and everything
we could get some chips
d'yer like chips?
maybe we could, d'yer like, d'yer like them scotch eggs
cos they do them
in the fishery round the corner from my house
they`re very good
or them aw what they called?
beanies? beanies and butter
they're also very good
or maybe you`re more of a fish patty woman
ah
you wanna hear this
its pretty embarrassing
is that it?
alright
get your coat
have you got your ticket for the cloakroom?
just tell em harry sent yer
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