JUSTIN will be a sought-after bachelor who frequents Hooters and clubs of the like. Even though he has women fawning over him, he loses all self-esteem when he starts to have a receding hairline, no doubt from the bleach. He'll still be leading a life in music, on a solo career.
CHRIS will realize that although it was cool while 'N Sync was a booming success, he has ridiculous hair for someone in his late-30's and removes the weave. He also realizes that his best friend is a child compared to him and goes out to socialize. He'll pair up with Joey and they'll be a Savage Garden-like pair. However, one song will be angry and devoted to the fact that they almost never got to sing.
JOEY will be a closet hustler while on his big duet career with Chris. He'll be calling himself "Papa Joey" and will constantly be surrounded by big-chested bottle-blondes. Like that one from Wild Orchid... anyway, he'll visit Justin and realize that if he had taken the initiative, he could have coerced Justin into giving him some solos. He plans on doing that for the Memories tour.
LANCE will be considering a sex change so his gender will match his eyelashes. Also, he will be thinking about an attack on Iraq to release all the anger he developed from 1)never being able to have a solo, and 2)being raped by Topanga. Yes, that is a theory of mine. Someday, I will tell my story for all to hear.
JC will also be on a successful solo career. He will be frequently requested on easy-listening radio stations, and will have a sell-out tour with Kenny G. He will schedule all of the concerts so they will end before 9:00PM and he can go to bed.
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