lyrics to the songs on "phup!"

comic punk

i entered this place - opened the door - in front of me stood a cup
it was red and white, yellow, too - in fact it was quite coloured
so i took the coffee i had in mind and poured it on the table

i surveyed the table - saw this guy over and over poured with coffee
"sorry" i said - he just grinned and on his mind grew the idea of revenge
"everytime i'll wake up i'll be the comic punk and his life will be junk"

he's not big - just a jerk with crazy haircut
i lifted my ass real real high and smashed it on c.p.
now he's dead - my life's in line and definitely sad

it's a not shame to see that i am confused
cause i just left my bed
there's a guy with me i often abuse
i never really met

he's the comic punk who keeps me dazed
the comic punk - confusion amazed
the comic punk - the one and only brain mixer
the comic punk who really kicks it

i.e.o.

i won't do you any harm if you shut up and just stay calm
this urge just came over me - you'll have fun - i swear you'll see

there's no violence in my acts - you're too young so don't react
just lie there - shut your mouth - it'll be finished when i spout out

now i'm finished - i feel fine - there's no reason for you to wine
don't be sorry about the trust i had to break
you'll understand if you start to wait

i.e.o. i wanna hear no i.e.o. i wanna hear no i.e.o. i wanna hear no i.e.o.
about this and that and what you're bout to see

now shut up for the rest of your  life - i'll be there to kill you
i'm not sorry about ruining your life - i've already killed you

adorn me with flowers - roses, violets and orchids
adore me for hours - grannies, mummies and your kids
oh, i see - this won't work - these flowers adorn worse

these flowers! they are ugly - they offend my face
these flowers! they are muddy - disgusting in this case
i don't see why this won't work - these flowers adorn worse

disgusting flowers grow at places you'd never expect them to
you can pick them but never smell their bloom

(the wings of) brideman's bat

my main man evil toni b. has disappeared without a trace
the place where he once worked his strings is empty

that feelings's rolling uphill
two years in just two songs
remembering the times when we were paul

you are gliding on the wings of brideman's bat

(verse-lyrics by berni)

girlfriend

i had a girlfriend at the age of ten
she used to throw me in the sand
i had a girlfriend at the age of twelve
she smashed my headon the bookshelf
i had a girlfriend at the age of fifteen
the most beautiful girl i ever seen
i had no girlfriend at the age of twenty
but instead - i had plenty

i want a girlfriend at the age of thirty
she ought to f*ck really dirty
i want a girlfriend at the age of fourty
she ought to be really horny
i want a girlfriend at the age of hundred
i'm going to f*ck her till i'm dead
i want a girlfriend just one at all
i don't care if she's big or small

new too

why do i waste my time with you
though i know that you don't care
about the things i say or do
i won't meet you anywhere

this is not the time for me to stay
anything else is better than this
you're barricading my whole way
you're the last i'm going to miss

i won't hear you
i won't see you
i won't touch you anywhere

no matter what you're going to do
i'll start to search for someone new

teddybear

i met you - i was a jellyfish - you drained all my water
you spit at me - you tread on me - but my will was still there
then i noticed how to treat you right and now i'm glad that you`re outta sight

'cause you're too silly to see that you can't call box numbers
too silly to see that i'm more than a jerk
too silly to see that love makes you wonder
too silly to see that i'm not  like you heard

that's why i'm not your teddybear
never was - won't be - i swear
always staying a jellyfish
always been - and it's all i wish
that's why i stung you down to skull
never regret - but it caused my fall
and it's funny - we never cared at all

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