Single bloke,
I don't want to be a single bloke,
I wouldn't mind a lover,
And I'm looking forward to a very nice poke(ahontas video),
Don't want to have shandy on my own again tonight,
Well I still refuse to wear those crotchless tights.
Single bloke,
'Cos I don't want to be a single bloke,
I haven't had a snog,
Since that central heating engineer from Stoke,
Never knew his name but we had a bloody good night,
I stoked up his boiler and lit his pilot light.
Single bloke,
I don't want to be a single bloke,
I'm so desperate,
I could do it with an artichoke,
Scrawn you know artichoke's no substitute for a hairy crack,
Well bloomin' 'eck suppose I'll have to have this fat tosser back.
Single bloke,
I don't want to be a single bloke.
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