"Hey Leigh," Vanessa said, the next morning. "You gonna go out with us today?"
"I was gonna spend the day with Nick I thought," Leigh said.
"The guys have a photo shoot and magazine interview," Grayson said.
"Don't forget the radio appearance," Deanna said. "And then they have to go get ready for their show."
"And then that's where MTV picks up with the New Years Eve special," Vanessa said. "And you have to be there because you are a part of it."
"What?" Leigh asked.
"Brian didn't tell you?" Dallas asked.
"Tell me what?" Leigh asked, more than a little confused.
"You and the guys are going to be in the Las Vegas New Years Eve Special with Carson Daly and Jennifer Love Hewitt," Vanessa said. "Lucky you."
"Omigod, I have nothing to wear on national TV!" Leigh exclaimed. She ran and examined herself in a mirror. "And I look so...plain!"
"You look just fine," Grayson assured her best friend.
"Please, I'm gonna be on camera with Jennifer Love Hewitt!" Leigh exclaimed. "I'll look like roadkill compared to her!"
"Well I was wondering what we were gonna do today," Vanessa said, "But now I know."
"What?" Dallas asked.
"Hey Leigh, do you trust us?" Vanessa asked.
"Yeah," Leigh said. "Why?"
"We are going to give you a complete makeover that will knock the entire western world on it's butt and make Nick pant after you in public," Vanessa said. She pulled out a credit card. "And the BSB will foot the bill."
"I don't know," Leigh said. "That doesn't seem right."
"They'll be fine," Vanessa said.
"Hey, Vanessa," Deanna asked. "Where'd you and Kev go last night."
"That's on a need to know basis," Vanessa said.
"And you don't need to know," Grayson and Dallas finished.
"You will soon," Vanessa said. "It's just I'm not sure Kevin wants to say anything yet."
"What? Did you get matching tattoos or something?" Deanna asked.
"Maybe," Vanessa said.
"So you guys really want to give me a make-over?" Leigh asked.
"Yeah, let's go!" Vanessa said.
First the girls headed to a prestigious hair salon, and had Leigh's hair cut just below her chin and highlighted with blonde streaks. Next, they headed to a classy boutique and searched for the perfect outfit.
"Okay, is this supposed to be a classy event?" Leigh asked, "Y'know, since no one TOLD me about this little special."
"It's...classy casual," Vanessa answered.
They found the perfect outfit. When they left the boutique, the radio interview was just beginning. An all-too-loud DJ asked, "Sooooo, you got any hot girls, guys?"
"Well, not HOT, but, I got one," Kevin answered. "Just kiddin' hun'. You KNOW I love you."
"Well, my woman's hot." Howie said. Deanna blushed.
"I have the most perfect girlfriend in the world," Brian said. "I love 'ya hunny. I...know you're listening"
"Awww, of COURSE Nick's listening," AJ said. "Naw, I'm just playin' Brian DOES have the second-most perfect girl in the world."
"Yeah, I got the most." Kevin said.
"You just said she wasn't hot!" Nick said.
"Yeah, and when they asked you what profession you wanted, you said college basketball." Kevin said.
Nick instantly shut up, just as the DJ asked him about his girlfriend. He said "My girlfriend is so beautiful, it hurts to look at her."
"Awww, how sweet." the DJ said.
"Now, everyone watch us on MTV, and in concert, and every possible chance you get. C'MON!!" AJ yelled.
And then Brian asked "Hey Kev, how does 'hun' know you love her?"
The girls could all hear Kevin clear his throat before answering: "Because we got married last night."
The car and the studio were silent, then, in a very ESP(N) moment, both Kevin and Vanessa showed the surrounding people their left hands, each ring finger with a solid gold band.
"Uh, uh, umm...wow. Uhh.... Congrat's cuz'?" Brian asked.
"WOW..." AJ said. "You're a bigger man than I am. I don't know that for a fact *;)*, but yeah."
Brian smacked Kevin, hard. "Man, you didn't invite me, or tell me, or, or, make me feel special!!"
In another ESP(N) moment, Kev and V both yelled, "Made YOU feel special? What about me?!"
"It was sorta spur of the moment thing. Sorry Mommy." Kevin said to Brian.
"I understand." Brian said. "but I'm NOT happy."
Dallas turned to Vanessa and apoligized for her selfish boyfriend.
AJ said, "Honeybear, I love you! Come marry me right now! I'm sure we can find an Elvis impersonator! After all, it's Vegas!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!"
The DJ said, "Okaaaay, we're goin' to the phones. Hello? You're on with the Backstreet Boys!"
"AJ, you're frickin' (No Brian jokes!) crazy!" Grayson yelled. "I will never be married by Elvis!"
"Okay, Justin Timberlake?" AJ asked. He heard a click. "Guess that's a no."
The phone rang again. "You're on the air with the Backstreet Boys!" the DJ said.
A girl w/ a strong southern accent asked, "Nickay, how can ah get you to dump yo' girlfriend for me? Ah AM havin' your lovechild after all."
"NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Nick.
"No no no no. I wanna talk to this girl." Brian said.
"You must be Brian." She said.
"That Ah aim." Brian said. she giggled.
"Well, Nick probably doesn't belive it's me, but how else would I know that he loves to snuggle after hoppin' on the good foot and doin' the bad thang?" She asked.
"T....M....I." AJ said.
"BUT I'M A VIRGIN!!!" Nick protested.
"No you ain't" Kevin said.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!!!!!????" Howie asked.
"I'm in the room next to him and weeelll, he ain't quiet if you know what I'm saying." Kevin said.
"Maybe he IS a virgin." Brian said. "You know Nick, he don't NEED another person to have fun."
"AGAIN!! T....M....I" AJ said, almost crying. (Note: TMI= Too Much Information)
"Sing w/ me! Ya Down With OPP?" Kevin sang.
"Yeah you know Nick!" Howie and Brian said.
"NOT FAIR!!!" Nick whined.
"Now Nick, how can you forget that night after the beach when we uh, CONSUMATED auh relationship?" she asked.
"Okay, drop the accent Leigh." Nick said. "I get it, I get it. but you aren't pregnant are you?"
"That's on a need to know basis." Leigh said, winking at Vanessa.
"And you don't need to know." Brian and AJ said.
"Somehow, that doesn't seem right to me..." Brian said.
"I'm not pregnant. At least, not with YOUR kid. Kevin, you shoulda used your Trojans." Leigh said.
"FOR THE LAST TIME! T...M...I!!!!!" AJ screamed.
Grayson grabbed the phone. "That's right, AJ. Don't tell any of the details of our love-life. Not that we HAVE a love-life."
"I think our girlfriends, I mean, girlfriends and WIFE are out to humiliate us." AJ said.
"He just caught on!!! A BIG round of applause ladies and gentleman!!!" Brian said.
And the DJ asked, "Would this be Leigh as in Leigh Taylor?"
"No, it's Lee as in Buddy Lee." Brian said.
"Yeah, Nick LOVES his Dungarees." Howie said.
"Man, AGAIN!!! T...M...I'm not gonna bother." AJ said.
"Oh, am I your jeans, now Nick." Leigh asked.
"That can be taken one of two ways..." Kevin said.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! TMI!!!!!! TMI!!!!! TMI!!!!! T..........M.........FREAKIN' I!!!!!!" AJ yelled.
"We all know you're not a virgin, AJ." Kevin said.
"Yeah, Kevin made sure of THAT. Didn't ya Kev? Howie, we never should of left them alone." Brian said.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Kevin heard V yell. He laughed.
"Sorry V, me and AJ, we're *Jiggified*." Kevin said.
"Yeah, and after he gets freaky with the stage, you can't keep your pants ON, can 'ya Train?" Deanna yelled,
"I still say I'm a Virgin!" Nick said.
Kevin and AJ looked at each other. "No your not. We not only saw you go in a room with, but HEARD you with Brian AND Howie!!!" AJ said.
"Hey AJ, TMI right back atcha baby." Brian said.
"BRIAN, I AM NOT YOUR BABY!!!" AJ screamed.
"No!" Grayson asked. "You're Kevin's"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Vanessa yelled again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!!! That's our interview with the Backstreet Boys... and friends..." The DJ said.
"Let's go get Leigh's make-up done" Dallas said calmly. They all laughed one final time as Vanessa started the car.
Chapter Five
Anywhere For You Index
Backstreet Boys Fan Fiction