"Hey guys, that was a great concert!" Jennifer Love Hewitt said when the guys came backstage after their 58'th encore.
"Thaaaaanks," Brian said. "It's great to see you again."
"You too Carson," Kevin said too the silent (but tall) man behind Love.
Vanessa came behind Kevin and hugged him and said, "What is your obsession with Carson Daly, I can understand girls, but honey, you're a married man."
"But he's just so freakin' HOT!" Kevin said laughing.
"Nice to know I'm admired by my male audience too," Carson joked.
Howie asked, "Where's Leigh? She's supposed to be here!"
Deanna answered, "She's just getting some finishing touches from the make-up artist."
"Yeah, and the lady had to get more concealer after she used the whole bottle on Nicky..." Dallas said.
When there was no response from Nick, they all turned to see a stunned Nick staring at something. They turned around to see a beautiful woman wearing a black mini-skirt, a red tank top, and a black vinyl jacket that hung around her calves. It took all of them a little while to realize that this woman was Leigh. Vanessa smiled slyly, and after mouthing "I told ya' so..", grabbed Kevin's shoulder and shook it. He didn't respond. "Is that a banana in your pants, or are you REALLY happy to see Leigh?"
Leigh blushed like crazy, and Nick looked at Kevin with that 'Eh, you taka my girl?' look, and Kevin looked, well, down? "You liar!" he said, as he and Vanessa play fought and then made up ;0)
"Well, Nick, why don't you stop drooling and say hello to my new girlfriend," AJ said. Grayson sucker punched him. "OWWW!!!! That didn't hurt, but I'm acting like Nick to suit her taste, Woman!"
"I don't know if I should say hello to you, I don't think I know you," Nick said.
"Fine. AJ's my new boyfriend. C'mere hunny." Leigh said. AJ obeyed, and jokingly pushed Grace over to Howie and kissed Leigh. Nick nearly choked on the water he was drinking.
"It was good for me, was it good for you?" Leigh asked.
"Once you've had Bone, you never go home. Nick, I'm keepin' her!" AJ said.
"Like hell *:()* you are! Gimme, Gimme!!!" Nick yelled.
"That's the way to impress the women, Nick" Carson said. "You give your brother tips? Or does he give them to you?"
"I dunno, I was impressed," Love said.
Carson looked at her. He said, "Like hell you're taking her," he paused and looked around. His eyes rested on someone. He continued, "Like hell you're taking her Howie! Gimme, Gimme!"
Love looked at him. "That don't impress me much," She sang. Deanna and Brian provided back-up vocals, "Ow-ow-awoo"
"Ha. Ha. FUNNY!" Carson said. "I don't know WHY I get along with you guys, I just DO. I mean, for some unexplained reason, you guys come across as nice. All I have to say to that is: HA! You fooled me!"
"I'm hurt. Right here." Howie said, thumping his chest to prove his point.
"Good." Carson said. "We gotta go on the air in fifteen minutes,"
"I just wanna know, will I be able to kiss my girlfriends at midnight?" AJ asked.
"Sure, if you want their names and pictures on every wall of teenyboppers around the worlds' rooms' under the heading 'KILL,KILL,KILL. DIE,DIE,DIE. EVIL INCARNATE.' Otherwise, yeah." Carson said.
"Or, if that doesn't convince you to keep your AIDS infested lips off of Leigh, imagine Nick tearing your head off of your body and feeding it to his dogs." Brian said.
"Well, at least I'll die happy." AJ said, winking at Leigh. "Did you rent a room?"
"I did...for you and Kev," Nick said. "I felt it was...the right thing to do."
"An offer he can't refuse, but tonight, he's with me." Vanessa said.
"Yeah, thanks for the thought." Kevin said.
"Man, you wanna know what song keeps popping into my head?" Brian asked.
"OPP?" Howie asked, looking at AJ.
"Noo! But now that ya' mention it-Whoa!! Mental picture!! AJ, get off of Leigh and Kevin!! They're not yours!!!" Brian said.
"My sister has those." Leigh said.
"MENTAL PICTURES OF ME, YOU, AND AJ!!! I knew she was...whack, but....EWWWW!!!!" Kevin shouted.
"NOO! Not me, you, and AJ!! Well, you, AJ, whipped cream, handcuffs, every young girl's fantasy." Leigh said.
"Guy's!!! We were on the air five minutes ago!!!! The entire world heard that!!!" A stagehand said.
"Oh my god. My sister heard that. She's probably looking at my parents, with a puny smile, thinking, 'OH YEAH! OOOHH, YEAH!!' Well, seeing as my parents don't really watch MTV, or anything with her, maybe she's just smiling at a certain part of her wall. That things plastered with pictures of whipped cream, handcuffs, Kevin and AJ! Hidden by day, of course!" Leigh said.
"EWW, kinky," AJ said.
"She's only thirteen!!" Brian said.
"Yeah, and her favorite artist? Eminem." Leigh answered.
"Well that explains it." Nick said.
"Okay, AJ's not in her mental picture." Leigh said.
"Well, damn." AJ said, sarcastically.
Vanessa called from the side: "Leigh, I think you mistook that for MY fantasy, err...reality."
"ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!! T........M.......I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIMES 69!!! Whoa! Bad number, but hey, I like it!" AJ said.
"Okay guys, enough playing around! Hi! I'm Jennifer Love Hewitt-"
"I'm Carson Daly,"
"We're the Backstreet well, Idiots" Kevin said.
"And I'm Leigh Taylor, and this is MTV'S NEW YEAR'S COUNTDOWN PARTY!!! LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS!!!"
"Funny how it's not REALLY live, huh?" Dallas asked offstage. "At least she gets to kiss her boy at midnight."
"Uh, darlin', it is live." Vanessa said.
"No it's not! It's 9:00!" Dallas said.
"It's not live HERE. But what you just saw was LIVE AND UNSENSORED IN THE EAST COAST!!!" Grayson said.
"Remeber the time zone." Deanna said.
"Umm, lotsa mommies are gonna tell their children 'No more 'N syncstreet girls for YOU!' Parents never know the REAL group name. They just merge two or more." Dallas said.
"5!"
"4!"
"3!"
"2!"
"1!"
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!"
Chapter Six
Anywhere For You Index
Backstreet Boys Fan Fiction