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The Innocent Criminals






Daniel Paul Johns


Christopher Andrew Joannou


Benjamin David Gillies





A Did You Know Type Of Thing That's Not Dumb (We Hope)



-KoRn tried to get silverchair wasted several times when they were about 15 or 16, but Daniel Chris and Ben's mums kept walking in and out of the room. Hehehe, that woulda been so funny if they came in and found their kids cocked.

-Ozzy Osbourne paid for his daughters to go to Australia several times to meet silverchair, but every time, Daniel, Chris and Ben blew them off. Now Aimee Osbourne claims she never liked silverchair and is now a Hanson fan.

-Ben and Chris went to a U2 gig together when they were on break after the Summer Freak Tour.

-Afer Daniel got wasted on champaign after a drinking contest with a friend, Ben took care of him and helped him to the bathroom and woke him up when he passed out. Awwwwww...That's what friend's are for...But wait, Daniel doesn't drink much at all, right Ben???