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6/22/02 BYE.
We're leaving for tour tomorrow. Peace out. See you in a month... Oh wait... NOBODY CARES.

-Al

5/29/02 WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
The 7"s are done. The CDs are done. Everything is done. We have a van. We are booking a tour. Everything is good.

-Al

2/17/02 Just some stuff
The 7"s are in. The record release shows are going to be March 23rd and 24th at SPAM Records and Mission Records respectively. Call (510) BAD-SMUT for more info. We won't have inserts for the 7"s at the record release shows but we will have a sheet where you sign your name and address and we'll send em to you. Trevor M. is building us a new website. So soon enough, this site will be obsolete. I'll probably keep it up but have the first page be a choice between this site and the new page. This is gonna rock. It's also St. Patrick's Day. Which means that Ryan is going to get mad at someone and beat the shit out of them. Probably me.

-Al

1/27/02 RECORDING!!!
We just recorded for a CD and are mixing it tomorrow. 7" should be out soon. CD will be out very soon after that. This is some good shit.

-Al

12/15/01 Website updates
I just added a links page, I made all of the bands who had website linked in our past shows page, and I updated the link bar at the top.

-Al

11/25/01-The 7 Inch...
We have to go to Fantasy Studios to get it mastered for Vinyl so it should be out incredibly soon. Like by the end of December. We also have another new drummer. Novato Blotto. She rocks it. SPAM Records is an army...

-Al

10/1/01-I Can't Take My Alcohol 7" Pressing
I just finished the master that we are supposed to send off today and we are going to have it pressed REAL soon. We are sending it off on October 3rd. So it will be out soon. Biatch.

-Al

9/27/01- New Drummer
Yeah, we parted ways with Ricky and for some reason we waited till now to put it up. I think we were just lazy. At any rate, we are now playing with Chris Kohler from Dory Tourette and The Skirtheads. He's working out great. Come see our shows, damnit!!!!

-Al

6/9/01- Ryan is BACK, muthafukka!!!
Nice try God, but it'll take a hell of a lot more than a mere trip to the hospital to stop me! Barely even slowed me down. Bukowski once said that endurance is more important than truth, and I'd hate to let an angry old drunk down. So fuck what you heard, I'm here for the long haul. Unless I quit, or decide to pursue a lucrative career as a gigolo for women with ugly guy fetishes...but that won't be for a while anyway.

- R-Dog

6/5/01- Ryan leaves...
Ryan Disappointment is leaving the band for a while for personal reasons. We found a replacement who's name will be revealed at a later date...

-Al

4/14/01- More Updates...
There are pics from the Burnt Ramen show in the pics section. The shows have been updated. That's it.

-Al

3/21/01- Updates...
Al- I added a new poll and the flyer for our Sunday the 25th show. It should be rad.

-Al

02/25/01- Recording!!!
We are recording for a record of some sort today. So whatever it is, whenever it is out. Get it! If you got the crappy demo AKA Rokken Like Dokken, you will like this 10 times better! That is all...

-Al

02/01/01- Updates!!!
I (billie ray) got my guitar back. yay! i talked to the guy from Locale AM, and he was really nice and returned it to the guitar center within a week. BILLIE RAY SAYS: check out the INFECTED website. they are a punk band from so-cal.

-Billie Ray

It's 8:40 and I just added the Guestbook. It's nothing without posts so get started.

-Al

01/01/01- Probably gettin' the SG back!
So I talked to the cop again and now he tells me that I actually CAN file criminal charges if I want. Earlier he told me there was nothing I could do. So the Guitar Center is gonna try to get the guy who bought the guitar (from the band Locale AM) to return it. If that happens, I can get it back for like $50. If he won't return it, I'll have to go to court and write a statement and shit. Well at least I'll probably get it back...

-Billie Ray

01/01/01- Happy New Year!
Let's drink to the inevitability of another year of the same old stupid bullshit! Don't make any New Year's resolutions that you plan on keeping more than a week. After all, self-improvement is masturbation. Here's to you, you smarmy little bastard, and to the cold and lonely death that awaits us all!

- Ryan, or something

12/4/00- Duh!
I gotta say that I don't think the crackhead that stole our guitars is gonna somehow come to this webpage, then e-mail us and ask for ransom. Nice try, Al. Well, the SG was a good guitar and I'm gonna miss it, but looking on the bright side (which is a rare event for me), at least we get to go to the guitar store and actually buy stuff this time, instead of just gawking. Well, after we get the cash together. You all should come to the Unseen show at 924 Gilman on Dec.30, 2000, cause I'll be there selling patches. Buy my patches so I can get money to buy a new guitar. later.

-BRB

11/26/00- Equipment Stolen!!!
Someone stole Billie Ray and Al's guitars. One white Epiphone SG with Loudmouths & Blottos stickers and one black Ibanez RG 470 with mirrored pickguard and alot of stickers some of which are: Hellbillys, Criminals, Pinks, Loudmouths & more. If you find them or if you have them call (510) 525 5466 or e-mail me at blotto@mad.scientist.com.

-Al

11/14/00- It is My (Al's) Birthday!!!
I am 16. Send Me Something.

-Al

9/16/00- New Recording Soon!!!
Soon we will be either doing a split full length with OFF BALANCE, a 5 song CD EP or we will be putting out a 7" on vinyl. We are as of yet undecided.

-Al

9/16/00- Billie Ray's Gone!!!
Billie Ray went to college at UC Santa Cruz. I am sad. She will still be playing with us. At least until the novelty of hanging out with college kids wears off (Just Kidding).

-Al

9/4/00- Live Album
We have a live album recorded instead of our demo. It isn't the best but it is something. We will be selling it on September 6th at Burnt Ramen. If you want a copy email me at blotto@mad.scientist.com.

-Al

8/30/00- Demo Soon!!!
We will be recording a demo soon. It will be live at 924 Gilman. It should have anywhere from 5-9 songs on it. So look out for it!

-Al

8/28/00- We Have A Bassist!!!
We have a temporary bassist. His name is Ryan Disappointment. He will be playing with us until someone else decides to try out or maybe he will play with us for longer. Anyway he is a sexy bitch and he will be playing with us for our next 2 upcoming shows

-Al

8/22/00- We Need A Drummer!!!
We need a drummer. Because our drummer has given us his "2 weeks notice". I'm sure that he will be able to teach you the drum parts that we have already written so if you play drums and like punk rock, are young and good looking, are willing to practice 2 days a week (Early on Sundays, Later on Thursdays), then e-mail me at blotto@mad.scientist.com.

-Al

8/18/00- We Need A Bassist!!!
We need a bassist.Simply because I, Al Blotto, am sick of playing bass when I could be playing guitar so if you play bass and like punk rock, are young and good looking, are willing to practice 2 days a week (Early on Sundays, Later on Thursdays), then e-mail me at blotto@mad.scientist.com.

-Al

8/14/00- Dear Folks,
Thank you for coming to The Blottos Webpage. If you saw one of our stickers, woke up with one on the back of your favorite jacket,or one of us gave you a sticker or something, E-mail us at blotto@mad.scientist.com.Tell us where you saw the sticker and the best sighting will get a free...STICKER!!!

-Al