FAQ

Who are you?

Who are The Morris Homies?

Do you really know SkyWalker?

How did you meet them?

Why did you make this page?

Why is this page "The Officially Endorsed Unofficial SkyWalker Fan Page"?

Why does this page suck?

What do The Morris Homies think about anonymity?

What is the difference between a fan and an obsessed fan?

Are you fans or obsessed fans?

Are they single?

When are their birthdays?

We are The Morris Homies.
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That's us! See our webpage.
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Yes, we certainly do. All the members. We hang with them a lot.
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Well, it all began when Homie Bree was invited to a SkyWalker concert at Karl's by Josh Nelson, of WCA by e-mail. She forced Homie Lili & Homie Danika to go, along with a non-Homie, Lindsey. They went. It was quite fun. It was loud. It was hot. They left. Then They came back.

The Homies knew Tim and Chad from speech and one act play competition. However, this was before the alliance between Morris Area and West Central Area had been formed, so they were but casual acquaintances.

More soon to come.
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Why not?
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Because Chad said it could be. Plus, Tyler insisted that "unofficial" was there. Hmmm.
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This page doesn't suck, jerk!

When, in the course of Internet events, you happen to think that this page is "sparse", "vintage 1994", or just plain crap, you must take into account a few things:

1. The entire page is done by one person. Yes, The Morris Homies are the creators of it, but only Homie Bree actually creates the page, line of code by line of code.

2. Homie Bree has never been taught HTML. She learns by stealing things off of other pages. Her skills may not be anything to celebrate, but they are certainly nothing to sneeze at.

3. Homie Bree has very little time to do this. She works at her job almost constantly. She has a life. She also maintains/creates several other pages, and must work on them, besides this one.

4. The Morris Homies live in (duh) Morris. All the SkyWalker members live in somewhere other than Morris. Therefore, We do not normally come into daily contact with them. Information, such as "official" facts, pictures, quotes, etc. can be hard to come by.

5. The SkyWalker people are not particularily prompt on e-mail answering. To get correct information, it is usually best to go through them. The Morris Homies want their page to be correct.

Now, if you are not a stupid person, you can understand that this page is UNDER CONSTRUCTION, and is by no means complete or anywhere near. DUH!
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The Morris Homies officially think anonymity is a load of crap. If you have something to say, say it, but you must also take credit/blame for it. Anonymous things are just plain stupid, and We have no patience for those who write them.We're not talking about you, Jef.
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Here is the difference:

A fan is someone who enjoys the music and the group. An obsessed fan would be one who scans in the part of her yearbook where some members of SkyWalker signed. Or someone who notes every single time they talk to a SkyWalker member. Or someone who gushes about them. Or someone who screams high-pitchedly when they see a SkyWalker member. We hope you are getting the idea.
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No. We are fans. We are also friends of the band members. Friends don't obsess. It is silly.
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Well, let's see. Tim has a girlfriend. Tyler has a girlfriend, perhaps. Jeremy has a girlfriend. Chad, however, is single (oooers!).
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This is what We think/know. Tim's is June 16th. Chad's is July 4th. Jeremy's is July 3rd. But, here are their current ages (or at least We're pretty sure they are right): Tim - 18, Tyler - 18, Chad - 19, Jeremy - 20.
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