Here's the advertising:
It costs the earth to make a drink this fruity.
It's a little known fact, but it takes 2.2 acres of tropical rainforest to make every bottle of Apple Still Tango.
To lovingly seduce the delicate juice from the apples takes a lot of space.
THe production process requires huge PR systems playing Roman love ballads to be built. Pleasure-domes that would impress Kubla Khan must be constructed.
The cheapest real estate is the rainforests of South America. We may be declimating their habitat, but after tasting this, we're sure you'll agree it's worth it.
Let me get this straight, you're going to "seduce" the delicate juice to serve us in this 400ml bottle by playing Roman love ballads to impress an ex-Mongolian leader? You're trying to sell your product to us, claim it's top notch, "delicate" and mention "cheapest"?"We may be declimating their habitat, but after tasting this, we're sure you'll agree it's worth it." What kind of sh*t are you trying to feed us??? Ruining SOMEONE ELSE'S climate all for a damn drink? Course YOU'RE not concern, you're not going to be the one suffering. I rather drink plain water, thank you very much.
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