WISDOM AND TYPING BY HIS POP HIGHNESS MR. KURT TORSTER JR.



A R C H I V E :
16.03.2001
[blessid union of souls, rubber and the producers)

1.04.2001
[chewy marble, nick gilder and supermint)

17.04.2001
[gingersol, the jellybricks, linus of hollywood and taxxi)

1.05.2001
[Continetal Drifters, Love Candy, The Rosembergs and Smartbomb)

















































































































































































Note from the editor...
first of all I'd like to thank Kurt for joining me in this thing called AORLAND. Yep... it's been kinda slow in updates in the last months but it's taking off again so I hope to see you all here. So what is Kurt doing in AORLAND? Well, he'll be mainly writing about all the things pop... call it modern rock or power pop (or pseudo-grungy shit for many people). Actually he has total freedom to write about whatever he likes so don't be surprised if you find the review of a dance cd or a X-rated pic of the man himself

...after all it's KURT'S KRAP...


BON JOVI
One Wild Night Live
Universal, 2001

[Similarities: duh!]
http://www.bonjovi.com

Long awaited yet somewhat disappointing live collection of the bands better known rockers (no ballads). The tracklisting leaves a bit to be desired as many of these have already been released as B-sides throughout the world. I must say though that the sound quality is outstanding and it’s nice to have tracks from the band’s latest albums, “Crush” and “These Days”, in their live settings as well as some that were only previously available in vinyl. The album is finished off by the 2001 remix of “One Wild Night” which is no better or worse than the original, and if anything makes it louder and jumpier. For those of us in the US, it’s a decent CD but no doubt that many around the world will be disappointed in it. And like many have said, should have been a proper live 2-cd release.

MARILLION
Anoraknophobia

Intact, 2001

[Similarities: Radiohead, Collective Soul, Jellyfish]
http://www.marillion.com

Let me start by saying that no only is this the possibly the finest and most complete album this band has produced in it’s history, but it is most likely the finest album you are likely to hear this year (and I have heard some REALLY good albums already). Merging so many different sounds and styles, yet still uniquely Marillion, this mob have a real shot at both chart success and more importantly, the critical respect they so longingly deserve. Kicking off with the HUGE guitar driven “Between You And Me”, this has hit single written all over it and reminds me a lot of Collective Soul. The long and thumping “Quartz” is next and sounds like what would happen if Moby made a prog record (though a little long in the tooth for my tastes). What is becoming my favorite tune on the album, “Map Of The World” (co-written with ex-Cutting Crew front man Nick Van Eade), is a tasty melodic tune that shares a similar melody with the La’s “There She Goes” taken two steps further. “When I Meet God” is probably closest to the Marillion we all know and love and comes across as the logical successor to tunes like “Afraid Of Sunlight”, with Steve Hogarth turning in a spine tingling vocal performance. The bluesy, jamming like atmosphere of “The Fruit Of The Wild Rose” is where keyboardist Mark Kelly shines with the band all feeling very loose and free. “Separated Out” is another rocking highlight, and sounds like the kind of tune that will rip the roof off of any venue they play. The lengthy prog-epic “This Is The 21st Century” should please fans of old (as well as fans of bands like Genesis and Pink Floyd) and is built around a captivating drum loop. The album ends with another epic, “If My Heart Were A Ball It Would Roll Uphill”, which find the band playing with technology and a heaviness not often found in their music. There it is…there is something here for everyone. Now if only the rest of the musical world would catch up.

MELODICA
US Acoustica

TPG, 2001

[Similarities: Night Ranger, Survivor, Bon Jovi]
http://www.tedpoley.com

After the relative disaster that was the band’s debut album, this fifteen song set features ten acoustic tracks, one cover and four demos. The acoustic portion shows Ted to be in fine vocals, and the stripped down presentation helps the project avoid the production pitfalls from the first time out. “Summer Nights”, “Lovemetal” and the still awesome “Best Friend” are all primetime Ted and fans of his catalog will lap these up. Ted’s songwriting also seems to be improving as the years roll on. The cover is a full band version of the Cult’s “Fire Woman” is adequate and faithful. As for the demos, they show a heavier direction for the duo yet still retaining a lot of melody (obviously), the best of the bunch being the chiming and chugging “Never Let You Go” and the arena rocking “Hardest Part Of Love”. Miles better than the “Long Way From Home” abortion, a nice pointer to the next outing.

SMILEK
Sentimental Highway

Kivel, 2001

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Similarities: Bon Jovi, Firehouse, Warrant]
http://www.kivelrecords.com

Long time readers know how my tastes have changed over the course of the last few years. As I shied more away from straight up hard rock and veered into poppier fields, I must admit that I have lost all but the thinnest patience for the genre. But bottom line is always…good music is good music and the best transcends genres. Smilek come pretty close at times to achieving this feat. First track “Christened By Fire” did very little for me and almost had me relegated to throwing this one away. But the stomping title track was up next and perked my ears. From the arena rock of “Shot Of Your Love” and attitude injected “Roxy” to the slower paced “Don’t Say Goodbye” and “Lay Down Your Guns” (which just drips of big 80s power ballad), the albums lower moments (I could have done without such obvious filler like “Vain” or “Devil’s Dance”) are easily overshadowed by it’s highlights. While not quite the album to restore my faith, there are moments here that come close.




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