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This page is dedicated to the memory of Kenny. Not only was he tragically taken away from us on Friday but the Friday before, and the one before that, and the one before that! It just keeps happening!!!!!
Anyway you can't have a South Park Page without listing the ways that Kenny has died, so here they are.

Oh My god They Killed Kenny!

Series 1:
Episode 1 - Cartman Get's an Anal Probe
Kenny is shot by a UFO, then trampled by cows, and run over by a police car.  What a way to go?!
Episode 2 - Weight Gain 4000
Kenny gets accidently shot while Mr. Hat, a glove puppet, is trying to kill Kathy Lee Gifford. He then goes flying from the force of the bullet, and gets impaled on a flagpole before sliding down.
Episode 3 - Volcano
In this episode, Kenny is killed by a big lava rock landing on him, then he gets shot.
Episode 4 - Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Kenny, while playing my favourite sport, is sacked by two people at once. This results in him having all his limbs ripped off.
Episode 5 - A Pig Makes Love to an Elephant
In this episode, Kenny is thrown into a microwave by Stan's clone. Then he is fried to a crisp.
Episode 6 - Death
In this episode, Death came to visit South Park, so he could kill Kenny, why not everyone else has had a go. He does this simply by touching Kenny! Not very imaginative but still funny.
Episode 7 - Pink Eye
In this episode, Kenny gets killed when the Mir Space Station falls on top of him. Next, he gets turned into a zombie and gets killed again when kyle cuts him in half with a chainsaw. Then Kenny comes back to life as a statue, which is shortlived, because a plane destroys the statue.
Episode 8 - Starvin Marvin
Kenny dies while being attacked by a load of turkeys.
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