Now without further interruption we present to you the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth that the government does not want you to know about!

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My little Brother MY brother thinks it would be a great Idea to have a small refridgerator for the soul purpose of containing a block o' chocolate that he would hack at with an icepick when ever he wanted food. I personally think that is a terrible Idea, everyone knows chocholate only tastes good when it has been stored in a trashcan out in the sun. My brother also thinks that it would be great if he could own and operate a small time lemonade stand. hE thinKs that It might be a hilarious thing if he could have two types of lemonade not the same, but different. He says he would make one the most horrible tasting foul putrid incredibly horrible wicked unkind bad smelling foul odorous disgusting stale stinky horrid incredibly sour brew With an aftertasate like a possum rotting in a cesspool. This would be made only out of the most low budget lemonade availible, yep thats right he shops at wal-mart for it.

CONSPIRACY COVER UPS

Item:IRS Scandal

Source: Sam Shmeed from the IRS headquarters accounting desk...

Sams story: I was working late the other nite, we had so many audits and I could not keep up with my work. I was working on the Perot case When I caught a glimpse of something outside my window. You see I work on the third to top floor, and I see the helocopter landing all the time, but usually they were noisy, and this was not....I only saw the lights for a split second....I was very bored that day....so I decided I would run to the roof to see what was going on....I stepped outside to discover what appeared to be an alien space craft......It had no wheels and was apparently levitating, To my surprise I saw Richie Blevins, my accounting aid come out of the craft.....with four of his associates.....then as quickly as it had come it vanished.....I was so scarred I almost ruined my pants, I ran inside and to the bathroom, to relief it was unlocked...while using the bathroom I had time to think I decided that something was definatley going wrong here. I ran from the bathroom striaght to the main computer and tried to dig up any dirt I could, I discovered that for some reason .025 percent of the money confiscated by th IRS was going no where, It was never accounted for....Then It hit me, I remebered seeing Richie carrying two large briefcases to the roof about 2 hours ago....Then in one point of enlightenmeant I figured it out....The IRS was taking that money and giving it to the aliens as part of an Interplanetary protection scheme....Thank the lord for the IRS.....all I know after that is I woke up the next morning in my house, on my bed, and my pants were unzipped I must have been probed I decided and thats the end of my story!

Andrew: There you have it friends, This is the way it really is with the IRS the absolute truth, Aliens exploiting the IRS for millions of dollars they collected from back taxes, It is also a guess of Mr. Schmeed that aproximatley half of this was from Ross Perots so called campaign money..

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