As featured in Kerrang! magazine issue 687
This week's contestants are...
Name:
Dave, Robbie, Stewart, Steve and Michael
Occupation:
Collectively, Bullyrag
Specialist subject:
Bull...
1/ Which stimulant is contained in the drink Red Bull?
Dave: "Taurine. And caffenine, actually."
2/ What is a Bulltaco?
Dave: "A Bulltaco is a Mexican dish, isn't it?"
Stewart: "Is it a word you just invented? Sounds like it."
Kerrang!:It's an Italian motorbike, matey.
Stewart: "We don't cruise around Soho on motorbikes, so we wouldn't know that."
Dave: "We're not road warriors."
3/ Which eating disorder did Princess Di suffer from?
Dave: "Bulimia."
Stewart: "Too much rich food, if you ask me."
4/ In which film was Steve McQueen's famous car chase around San Francisco?
Whole band: "Bullitt."
5/ Which star sign is associated with the bull?
Dave: "Taurus."
6/ And which months is it associated with?
Stewart: "October."
Dave: "No, hold on. I'm Libra..."
Stewart: "No one in the band's a Taurus so we're not really arsed."
Dave: "Steve, what star sign is your bird?"
Steve: "Don't know."
Robbie: "We don't know."
Stewart: "We do know it's..."
Michael: "September?"
Kerrang!: You don't know, do you?
7/ Who organises the annual Bulldog Bash event?
Stewart: "Isn't that the VW people?"
Kerrang!: Right place, wrong event
Dave: "The Hells Angels."
8/ A man holds a green rag to a bull. Why does the bull still charge him?
Dave: "Because bulls are colour blind."
Kerrang!: Our answer is that the man is colour blind and he's actually holding up a red rag. I suppose we'll have to give you that one, though.
9/ Which five-letter word in the English dictionary does everyone pronounce wrong?
Stewart: "Wrong."
10/ In the movie 'Mad Max 3', what name did Tina Turner give to Mel Gibson?
Dave: "It's gotta be something to do with bulls, hasn't it? Bull Warrior? Bull Man?"
Stewart: "Sorry, what was the question?"
Dave: "Mad Max 3. It's the Thunderdome innit?"
Dave: "The kids call him Captian something, don't they? Look, I know everything about that f**king film - just give us the f**king point or we'll bottle you."
Kerrang!: No point.
11/ Which chirpy Cockney starred in 'Little White Bull'?
Stewart: "What's 'Little White Bull'?
Dave: "It's a film about a bloke who's a little bit 'whoo', a little bit 'whee'..."
Michael: "Charlie Drake?"
Stewart: "Can we come back to that one?"
12/ Which Greek god turned their lover into a cow?
Stewart: "That's a twat of a question!"
Michael: "Which green god what?"
Stewart: "Greek! Greek! Not green."
Dave: "Zeus."
13/ Where in London id the Oxo tower?
Dave: "On the South Bank near Blackfriars Bridge."
14/ What does BSE stand for?
Dave: "Bio Spovine..."
Steve: "I thought it was mad cow disease."
Dave: "It is. Bovine Spongiform...f**k, what's the end of it?"
Kerrang!: It begins with an E.
Dave: "I know that you cheeky twat! It's not Encephalopiathy, is it? You've gotta give us that for even knowing that bovine is a cow."
15/ What was Bill Sykes' dog called in 'Oliver'?
Whole band: "Bullseye."
16/ Playing darts you score a bullseye, treble 19 and a 3. What is your score?
Stewart: "102?"
Dave: "No, hold on - it's not hard is it? It's 110.
17/ On which Soundgarden album is the track 'Slaves And Bulldozers'?
Steve: "Badmotorfinger."
18/ What is Cowes Week?
Dave: "It's a yachting event down at the spithead between Southampton and the Isle of Wight."
19/ Name the Comic Strip's spoof of 'The Professionals'?
Steve: "The Bullshitters."
Stewart: "You would know that."
Steve: "F**king right. It's Keith Allen and Peter Richardson. It's hilarious."
20/ Which classic stoner bands logo is the Bullgod?
Robbie: "You mean a band that gets stoned?"
Kerrang!: That's a safe bet.
Stewart: "Isn't it Motorhead?"
Robbie: "A bulldog for a logo?"
Stewart: "A bullgod."
Robbie: "A bulldog?"
Stewart: "Bullgod!"
Robbie: "I know, I was buying time. Tura Satana."
Michael: "Judas Priest?"
Dave: "A classic stoner band he said. F**king Judas Priest! (Starts singing) 'Breaking the law, breaking the law!"
21/ What is Kowloon in Hong Kong best known for?
Stewart: "Michael should know this. Chirpy Cockneys?"
Steve: "Bulls running through the street?"
Michael: "No, that's Spain."
Stewart: "Something to do with Chinese stuff? Is that too vague?"
22/ What colour is a bullfinch?
Dave: "Green and blue."
23/ What TV role is Whilfrid Bramble best known for?
Stewart: "Steptoe."
24/ Which city do US basketball team the Bulls come from?
Robbie: "Chicago."
Stewart: "Can I just congratulate you on your bull-esque questions? He's had the researchers out."
25/ Complete the following Reverend Horton Heat lyric:
'Eat a cow, eat a cow cos it's good for you/Eat a cow, eat a cow'...
Dave "...Ot I'll f**k you too?"
Robbie: "Nothing else will do?"
Steve: "Or it'll eat you you too?"
Kerrang!: Actually it's 'It's a thing that goes moo!
Stewart: "Is that Tommy Steele? The Chirpy Cockney from earlier?"
Kerrang!: It is indeed. Give that man a point...
Well, they got six wrong, so they pass the Kerrang! challenge! Whoo hoo!
Quizmaster: Morat, Kerrang! journo
THANKS TO KERRANG! MAGAZINE
Transcribed by me, Brad
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