note: Thanks Susan S. for letting me use this on my page!!

I thought everyone could use a little humor, so here are 12 funny letters I've copied from old 60s teen magazines. I deliberately omitted the answers the magazine editors gave in response because I thought we could play a little game. Make up your own answers and then I'll give you the real ones.

Letter 1: My girlfriend told me the reason Mike never smiles is because his false teeth might fall out. Please tell me the truth. Don't get me wrong; I dig the Monkees.

Letter 2: Is it true that two of the Monkees wear earplugs when they are recording songs because they can't stand the music?

Letter 3: I recently read that Mike has a wooden leg which is why he never likes to wear shorts. I also heard that Micky wears false teeth because Coco knocked his out in a fight when he was a child. Are either of these rumors true?

Letter 4: Can you tell me, is it true that Mike got fired by Bert Schneider because he accidently broke his arm? I sure hope not.

Letter 5: My girlfriend told me that Peter had to drop out of the Monkees because he cut off two of his fingers with a power saw and can't play any instruments.

Letter 6: I heard that Mike got his ears pierced so that when he's buying earrings for Phyllis he can first try them on to see how they look. Is this true?

Letter 7: I'm a big fan of the Monkees, but I heard that Davy was hit by a semi and is now in a coma. Some even say he is dead now. Is any of this true?

Letter 8: I have one question. Does Davy use a hearing aid or does he need one?

Letter 9: I heard that on the Monkee set they have policemen because the Monkees are constantly arguing and fighting. What about this?

Letter 10: It's going around that on tour last summer Samantha Juste was trying to get in on one of the stage shows because Micky likes her. Micky got mad at her when she got on stage and slapped her in the face! I don't think Micky would ever do that.

Letter 11: I heard that Mike doesn't like to wear his wool hat. Is this true?

And the last Letter 12 (my favorite): Here is a rumor that's going around where I live. Please tell me it isn't true, for I'm a dear Monkees fan. I heard that Peter and Davy were lost in some kind of desert in the Arctic and that they still haven't been found.


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Since October 8, 1997