A few more minutes went by and he heard nothing. He grew tired of waiting and put his ear to the floor. He heard vibrations! The sound grew clearer and clearer. He couldn't understand why an advanced civilization would use such loud engines in thier vehicals. He wondered why they'd use steel and fibreglass to build the body when alluminum was much lighter, more durable, and in greater abundance. "Man, they have smaller brains than us, but don't try to use it to thier full potential. Didn't they learn by now?!?"
The engines shut off and the car doors were closing, many of them! "This is gonna be great; more humans mean more compitition, and I love compitition." Footsteps were coming from all over the building, closer and closer to him. He knew it was the moment of truth and hopped up onto the table, and strapped himself back in. His cuts were healed and the pain was gone. He felt better than he did in a long time!
He laid on the table with the phattest grin on his face. Just the thought of masacre was enougn to pump his muscle mass to three times it's normal size, but he held back; If they were suspiscious, they'd lock up the room and contain him. And that would just suck!!! He wanted a brawl and he wanted it quick. "Come on, hurry up," he thought to himself. "I can't stand it much longer, get in here already!!!"
He could sense them filling the cooridors above him in the viewing room to watch him, and he heard the door to the room, the only door, being opened. Five short, nerdy surgeons walked in dressed in pure white trenchcoats with breathing masks on, and started mumbling to themselves. He couldn't understand for the life of him what they were saying, but he recognized the sound of drills and saws. His eyes opened just enought to not be seen, but so that he could see. He saw a scalpel, a medium sized drill, and a very small and delicate saw. He didn't like it one bit, and tensed up a little bit, but noone noticed. The doctors drew a line along his head and layed on a thin layer of gel. The started the small saw, took it in to about 5 mm of his head, and then... (that was just rotten, wasn't it?)