Infinitive Forest Humor
Sick and twisted as it may be...
The humorous homepage of humorous homepages:Grand Kaiser and the Legion of Doom A schwanky page dedicated to humor, and so far I haven't
found anything very offcolor, just violent-sounding and twisted stuff like Grand Kaiser vs. Sesame Street. It's a great page, check it out!
A new joke, courtesy of Phat:
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: Put a windshield in front of her.
Okay, before you go off and call us a bunch of chauvenistic pigs, it's only a joke. Wait until the next one
to call us that:
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's beyond the point. What the h#ll is she doing out of the kitchen?
Okay, now you can call us pigs. Submit all the dumb man jokes you want, except for the one about, "Grow your own dope: Plant a man." That one is old.
Number of times we've sat around in the last week wishing we could "score" with fine chicks:
(Just kidding) If this counter is giving your computer spazms, simply press the "stop" button on your webware(i.e., Netscape, MicrosoftNet).
Here's a little joke I got in school:
The Lesson
Author: Unknown
...Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain
and gathering them around him, he taught them saying:
'Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven,
Blessed are the meek,
Blessed are they that mourn,
Blessed are they that search for justice,
Blessed are you when persecuted,
Blessed are you when you suffer,
Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven.'
Then Simon Peter said, "Are we supposed to know this?"
And Andrew said, "Do we have to write this down?"
And James said, "Will we have a test on this?"
And Philip said, "I don't have any paper."
And Barholomew said, "Do we have to turn this in?"
And John said, "The other disciples didn't have to learn this."
And Thomas said, "What does this have to do with real life?"
And Judas said, "Can we leave early?"
And Thaddeus said, "Could you repeat what you just said?"
And Jesus wept.
Infinitive Forest's Recipe for Kool-AidŽ Brand Syrup Slush
Safer than a cup of coffee, tastes better, and can really screw you over for the day!
Requirements:
2-quart pitcher
1 package Kool-AidŽ Powder Mix, any flavor
2˝ cups sugar
2 quarts water
Spoon, knife, wooden stick, or any other fairly clean stirring object
Instructions:
Put sugar, powder mix, and water in container, and then stir until as much sugar as can dissolve has done so. Then find someone stupid enough to taste-test it for you, or if
you are brave and don't mind, taste-test it yourself. The amount of sugar should get you so far off-the-wall that you won't be able to "come down from this cloud" for quite
some time.
Preferably served chilled
Makes 1-4 servings(for thirsty band members)
Not recommended for small children under the age of 12.
Infinitive Forest, Geocities, LPage, and all associated links and any such hold no claim or responsibility if you get diabetes from drinking too much of this stuff. Please, drink carefully,
and always have a designated driver (reaction/reflex time may increase considerably). Enjoy.
