If a mute swears, does his Mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to become troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that Doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where does a Forest Ranger go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there "Mouse-flavored" cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a Parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?

If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?

If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?