Jokes
I have to outright thank Colin of Hartwood/Seagirt, Christiana of Seagirt, Paetyn of Cragmere, and Lisa Prowse for forwarding some of these humerous messages my way, they brought many a smile to my face, as I hope they will bring to yours.
By the way...each is joke is about a half a page to a page long.
100 Ways to Have Fun Ordering Pizza
Top 10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
Chain Letter to Stop Chain Letters
50 Fun Things to Do In an Elevator (non-sexual)
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (Saturday Night Live)
Top 11 Reasons Why Email is Like a Reproductive Male Organ
Great Truths About Life that Little Children Have Learned
Spider (I really don't get this one, so if you laugh, send me an email and explain it ok?)